BergenMagpie

Every time I start feeling sorry for them I just take a look at this picture.. and I feel even more sorry for them. What a bunch of sad fuckers

Preston doing well now too after sudnerland bought all the crap off them

;D

Lascelles doing a Clark. Get in!

My mistake guys. I put him into my FPL side today

These lowlife cunts are going on about how we are signing a player who "couldnt even break into the Dortmund squad" at 20 years old. I dont even know where to begin..

Wouldnt mind seeing him back if we only have to pay parts og his wages. Would be a good loan as he can cover the left wing as well (absolite shame we only got to see Anita-Cabaye-Tiote Remy-Cisse-HBA once? that season)

Like a new signing if this useless cunt fucks off

It will be an honor to hear about him playing fifa 12 with Tony Fernandes

I was very happy with his performances as a forward when he arrived. Absolutely full blown aids on the left wing though. I'm so happy we wont ever see him, Dummett and Colback together in our team again as thats been the biggest bonerkiller of the decade

And if he comes here he will probably be the next Boumsong. Not in this happy Rafa era

You just know that if he goes to Soton he will become the next Van Dijk. Hope we will buy him

Awful news :'( Even if I get a world record Alzheimers condition, Ill never forget the 4-4 wonder goal or performance vs Man Utd. Rest in peace <3

Assume that Sporting wants to prevent him from returning to Benfica, Porto or any other competing club within 5 years.

“It was the worst season of my career when collectively it was certainly the best – it’s weird.” It's not weird. It makes perfectly sense you horrible cunt (https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/3678408/moussa-sissoko-quit-tottenham-showdown-talks-mauricio-pochettino/)

Would be an amazing signing. I'd be "Shaqiri to Stoke" levels of disappointed if he went to West Ham without us trying to sign him

£6.76m a year wages x 3 years is just over £20m unless I'm missing something? For some reason I multiplied by 12 instead of 52. Ive been drinking in the park all day so ill blame it on that

Considering he's coming on a free its not that bad. Its like paying 4.7 m for him for 3 years without wages. He probably has 2 good seasons left in him

I just burst out laughing

http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-ash/t51.2885-15/10326558_1490634224499478_869232662_n.jpg With Totti http://cdn.soccerbible.com/media/13022/ac-milan-15-16-home-img4.jpg With Kaka (I know he never wore that shirt on the pitch) With Guthrie With Coloccini http://www.footballkitnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Newcastle-United-Home-Kit-12-13.jpg With Ben Arfa With Shearer With Owen

Great news! Got the same stats as gouffran (5 goals and 3 assists) in about half the time (1517 mins according to whoscored). That's pretty good and if anything he should have had more. Many good chances and good passes into the box that Gayle would have buried if he wasn't injured. With some stability at the same club instead of constantly getting loaned out + the Rafa effect, he might become a really good player for us.

Im fine with anyone but Fulham. I feel like they've got a decent grip on us during the last couple of years so Id bet they would at least get 3 points from us next season. They probably wouldn't sell Cairney either if they manages to win the playoffs. Stay down, accept our 10m + colback offer for Cairney, do the double on sudnerladn next season and then we can talk. Until then Id love to see Huddersfield come up with us. They've looked good all season until it became apparent that they wouldnt get direct promotion. Im pretty sure it will be Fulham though so I might put some money on it to make sure it wont happen

Looked incredible. Really hope and expect us to sign him up. He's had 5 goals and 3 assists (according to whoscored), which is the same stats Gouffran has, but he got them at half the time. I think he's also mainly got the majority of his gametime after Gayle got injured so it was more difficult for him to gather assists. I remember many times Atsu beat his man and delivered a deadly cross, but neither Mitro/Diame managed to be at the right place at the right time.

HAHAHAHAH

GET THE FUCK IN !!!! VILLA!!