SuperFlat

Good grief.

Why am I still sat refreshing Twitter?! Fucking addicted to absolute despair.

Why would Leicester let him leave when they've already shifted Ulloa on loan?

He's allowed to have his reasons, man. He wasn't obliged to join us because we think the world of our manager, you know.

We gave McClaren £30m to get out of the shit, and we’re going to give Rafa nowt. Fucking lunacy, man.

What a competitive and thrilling game this has been.

Headline is a bit naughty, really. The article states that the bid is ‘not yet taken seriously’, which obviously isn't the same as not taking the club seriously.

Don’t actually think this happened. It’s a very brief mention in their story about Jorgensen.

We’re going to be scrabbling round all week, like. This won’t be the last striker linked.

Get your formations out, lads.

Right. 6’3, so I’m guessing not particularly quick or mobile.

Not a chance Rafa would be sanctioning Shelvey leaving without a replacement guaranteed, like. That's not to say it won't happen, of course.

Appreciate emotions are running high, and people feel very strongly about it, but, I can’t imagine ending someone’s life over this, like.

The fact that this is all going down when we have the best manager we’ll likely have for decades (who succeeded Steve McClaren, was who was given £80 odd million) is absolutely fucking peak Newcastle.

Micky Quinn, as well. Ended up doing radio, national and regional press interviews to cover up the fact he fell for a fake tweet.

But Cantervale, man. Cantervale Limited.

Love this. Just come out with nastiest as fuck thing you can think of.

A lot of people saying that they ‘can’t wait’ for things that don’t sound particularly exciting at the minute.

No.

Infuriating that mind. Ayoze had done brilliantly to keep possession and get away and this idiot can't stay onside. He's done it a lot recently. Aye, just seems a bit thick. It’s the first thing he should be checking in that situation.

Seems to be having a massive crisis of confidence at the minute. Doesn’t appear to think he can do it at this level. Barely even taking shots now, and taking far too long over everything. Needs a spell out of the side.

Thought he was taken off as it looked like he was starting to lose his head, to be honest. Had a little bit of a nibble in the Strawberry Corner not long before.

Thought he was our most dangerous player today. Terrible decision making, and final ball, but, other than Perez, the only one making something happen.

Somebody really needs to explain the offside rule to him. Needlessly being caught when we’re in a good position has started to become one of his ‘things’.

That Mawson kid is a bit of a prick then. Been said a million times, but with an effective striker today would have been a comfortable win. The plan seemed to be to win the game in the first half. They improved in the second (just), and it became more about making sure we didn’t lose. Almost backfired spectacularly, mind.