Mahoneys Tache

Laid low with the Rona. This is perking me up no end. Well, this and the brandy.

no time for clever fucker pelanties mind.

Wilson just under one every two games. I’d be content with that.

Are people seriously using the word ‘disaster’ here? Are we fucking kidding? Jesus wept. Mass fucking amnesia or what? Remember a year ago? Remember selling Carroll and Ba, buying Rivière? Going back further, selling Sir Les, Tino, Ginola and buying Carl Serrant, Des Hamilton and Andreas Andersen? Relegation is a disaster. Not going to happen. Cabbage heed was a disaster. Charnley and the FCB were a 15 year disaster. This is policy and sticking to a plan. Pull yourselves together you daft fannies.

There might be a few gone on deadline day. We have the cash to let em go cheap to free the wage bill up and free spaces in the squad.

Some of these comments are a bit weird about things like how strong or weak is. It’s a shitload stronger than the time last year and was third in the form table second half of the season. That kind of suggests that we’ll do better given a fair wind. We all know it isn’t going to happen overnight. Patience.

Also bravo if they tell them to hadaway if they try to play us off vs the scouse mackems.

Diamanté thongs. Both contingencies catered for.

I wasn’t over enamoured with Fumaca to be fair.

He’s got a low threshold for exhausting. Bring back national service.

This social media is no good for a man’s mental health.

Today we are as good as city. I’ll take that. Being fifth is a significant cherry.

To be fair, ‘beHeddie’ is a creative piss take.

We should start sacrificing goats to Apollo in the centre circle before matches.

I think mike should be given mod powers.

What’s this here? Invalidating people’s opinion and forcing yours on them? Out of character for a man of your morale fibre.

In a league of gentlemen massage parlour style?

Ye can hadaway and shite anarl ?

You have a low threshold for force. and yeah, given the last decade and a half, people should be extremely pleased with the last two transfer windows comparatively and in context. The bloke whinging that we are looking at players like Pedro needs to his head a wobble. No apologies for pointing that out.

I’m not telling anybody they are wrong. I’m disagreeing with their opinion and providing an example to offer a different perspective. And I don’t see any of them getting their knickers in a twist.

He’d done it more than Andy Cole had. You can fucking nitpick all you like, but the OP was in response to the knacka complaining about buying players with potential. If we were buying a relative unknown like Andy Cole he’d be fucking moaning about that too. Except Andy Cole was a paradigm shifting player for us. Pedro might be too, but he might be as much use as tits on a fish. Worth the punt.

Pedro is a good young player with great potential. So was Andy Cole when we bought him. Pedro has done it in the premier league. People are moaning about him being a target when they should be excited at buying a player who looks like developing into a cracking player. Does that clear it up captain pedantic?

Which illustrates my point even more.

Relevant because there’s moaning about buying relatively unknown players and he was dynamite. Same as Bellamy. Average everywhere he’d been until SBR saw his potential.

Had anybody heard of Andy Cole before we bought him? Nah. Me neither.