Mahoneys Tache

By the end of august we’ll have played citeh and Liverpool. We’ll have a much better gauge of where we’re after that. Wolves and Brighton and two decent sides too so it will be an interesting month.

Forest after a lad called Jizz Hornkamp. For fucks sake somebody warn the lad what he’s in for before he commits.

Wasn’t specifically directed at you. Just the general vibe.

I do love watching a nice bit of infighting when there’s no football on. Like watching a pack of starving jackals turn on each other in a tooth and claw frenzy of fury. Happens every summer but this one is a particular classic.

Giveowwa you onanist.

Fuckit. Buy that Nigerian striker off them instead. Ienacho? He’s tidy.

Well does that not mean he’s an upgrade?

not unless we buy him we’re not.

As an aside, has anybody on here ever flocked to a report about a rumour? Apparently we’re doing it all the time according to the newsnow thread.

More threads. Shocking. No time to go your own way.

Rogers confirming they have to sell to buy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62378757

Werner would add loads to our attack. Not just scoring goals himself but his pace and tendency to set others up rather than go for goal every time he gets a sniff is something we’ve not had properly since Nobby was in his prime.

I live in Coventry and have for 17 years. It’s better than Sunderland. Their fans are also not as weird.

David Batty with male grooming.

That’s quite the niche reference.

Tea. Where you from? St John’s Wood?

There’s a reason they did the finance deal and the most likely one is that they need quick cash for transfers

I was wondering if it was just iffy highlights because there’s a lot of comments about how we need to replace miggy because he lacks end product but uproar when folk suggest ASM isn’t pulling his weight. ‘Selling our best attacking player is daft’ etc. not sure he is our best attacking player.

Was that the extent of his contribution?

Just watched 10 minutes highlights and there was not one second footage of ASM doing anything with the ball. Was this a fair reflection?

Channelling Peter Withe.

Channeling Kate Bush.

Neither did Chris Waddle who could invariably hit a cow’s arse with a banjo.

i think it would be a no brainier if someone threw stupid money at us for him and there was a more effective player waiting in the wings.

I’d be interested what the criteria are for successful dribbles. Getting past players and looking flash is one thing but then doing nowt effective with the ball after makes it all a bit redundant. Any bull mastiff in the world can dribble all day long but I wouldnt put old Fido in a shirt and set him off against Leicester City.