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Be wild if he jumps ship for those gigs. Leading Canada to the first World Cup since '86, has complete control over our youth development system and basically full say over our FA. If he does up and leave, it'd be genuinely shocking.

I love a needless diving header. Tap in? Nah, lemme fall awkwardly down to head it in. - H. Kane, 2022.

The presenter in the background going "He's such a moaner" is genuinely infuriating

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I know it's been said, but footballers apologizing on Instagram for losses. I get it Bruno, losing 5-0 to City sucks but c'mon. Losing wasn't that unexpected, we don't need the social media apology and promises of "we'll do better."

What an incredibly half-hearted celebration from Laporte

Pep going to lose his mind after this

I felt so bad for Luque. I'm convinced if he hadn't had a goal ruled out on his debut (against Man Utd?), he would've been far more successful here...obviously not a high bar for him but still!

Klopp passing his hat around the dressing room at halftime to get enough to cover the cost

"Ah you fucked up today, I see. Bring iz a bribe as payment, my son."

I was today years old to find out Remy Cabella is still playing. Was playing in Russia until the war broke out and recently had his contract terminated. Also brought back (unhappy) memories of Thauvin and (happy) memories of Mrs. Thauvin.

Saw a journo on Twitter saying Radu had recently demanded more game time or he would leave. Awkward.

Having a talented Canadian play for us would be heaven (sorry David Edgar). I know @toontownman would be all over this.

I love that the bit from the article I posted could both easily be an actual comment or a piece of well-written satire.

Completely unsurprising difference in standards from the walking sarnie (via the Mail): Steve Bruce has demanded West Brom players live within an hour’s drive of the training ground and will extend the rule to potential new signings. The former Newcastle boss was alarmed to discover several members of his squad live a significant distance from the club’s headquarters and wants to change that in time for next season. He said: ‘I have told them all (they all have to be within an hour of the training ground). People are going to throw it at me and say: "Are you going to relocate from Cheshire?" "But it doesn’t work with managers. When we sign a contract we usually get sacked. I have put forward what I would like to do next year – that is a rebuild of the squad."

Since Elon is taking over Twitter, this has come out about Elon raging against wor Yasir (): Elon Musk privately raged at Saudi officials over his failed plan to take Tesla private - The Verge

Pleased to see a lovely amount of drunk posting today.

The passing with all the "ole's!" was the most assured I've seen us look in about a decade. Just ridiculously calm on the ball.

Apologies if it's been posted before but just stumbled upon this podcast with Ben Dawson and found it interesting listening. Ben Dawson - Transition to first team football

Yasir Al-Rumayyan waving the flag at the end of the match

Today I learned: Zaha is 29. Every time I see his name mentioned in transfer rumours I think he's 25 tops

Miggy looked ready to go full Ketsbaia for a moment. Amazing ball from Bruno

I refuse to believe that Dewsbury-Hall is not also the name of a Fleet Foxes album

I remember when he first started out in broadcasting and the hosts of the podcast he interned on would just dunk on him. His tweet is further proof why tbh

I went to the Portland game and the home staff were astounded by how half-arsed Newcastle was approaching their tour. No merchandise etc to sell and little to no communication.