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A roommate in uni was a Milan fan and bringing up the Calciopoli scandal would cause him to fly in to an instant rage. Killed many hours bringing it up.

Police raiding Italian football offices always invokes a little bit of nostalgia

Need a sub for Hutchinson at half. Dude looks done.

Canada gave the world John Candy, Rick Moranis, SCTV and Norm Macdonald. We don’t deserve Corden.

The Athletic did a piece on him and it’s amazing. Cigarettes at half time and everything.

I got reeled in by the Michael Sheen speech and didn't realize how bad the team was.

I'm really excited to see David on the world stage. Did you see the Athletic piece on Borjan? It's amazing. I'm due to arrive in Qatar on Tuesday in time for the game and I'm so pumped.

Murphy running in at the end and ready to throw down at Havertz is amazing.

https://twitter.com/PFF_FC/status/1589625066588803076 Mike Dean is loving this.

While also declining calls directed to "SB, slumlord"

Despite being a disappointment to my doctor father, this requires next to no time to heal. He'll be fine

Every FM game I boot up, he instantly hates me. Must just hate Canadians

The sunbed does some real heavy lifting for him

I love that the headline and opening sentence aren’t really backed up by the quotes from Nobby, just a “yeah I’ll pass names along.” It’s honestly incredible Ryder still has a job

Just been reminded on Instagram about attending the Sarajevo derby in 2019. One fan collapsed, riot squad out and more fire than I've ever seen in my life. Everyone was super friendly and some guy sold juice boxes and sunflower seeds to fans. The teens ahead of me smoked about a pack of Russian Marlboros each.

I can't wait for the All-Star game where Jack Colback gets nominated as a joke contender and makes the grade due to fan voting a la John Scott.

Helps that I'm a Canadian

Bring back the NASL style penalties

I'm convinced Dewsbury-Hall is a name assembled in a copycat style from The Usual Suspects.

Seems about right.

The commitment to shape has been amazing and as I write this holy shit Isak

Grant giving it his best effort to ensure they don't go ahead after that dive

I actually think they've done this already 12ft | Agents buying beds for clients, players demanding set-piece bonuses and payment of divorce bills – what really happens in the transfer window - The Athletic

Think he's a bit old, mate.

He gives off big Alan Smith vibes.