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Having a talented Canadian play for us would be heaven (sorry David Edgar). I know @toontownman would be all over this.

I love that the bit from the article I posted could both easily be an actual comment or a piece of well-written satire.

Completely unsurprising difference in standards from the walking sarnie (via the Mail): Steve Bruce has demanded West Brom players live within an hour’s drive of the training ground and will extend the rule to potential new signings. The former Newcastle boss was alarmed to discover several members of his squad live a significant distance from the club’s headquarters and wants to change that in time for next season. He said: ‘I have told them all (they all have to be within an hour of the training ground). People are going to throw it at me and say: "Are you going to relocate from Cheshire?" "But it doesn’t work with managers. When we sign a contract we usually get sacked. I have put forward what I would like to do next year – that is a rebuild of the squad."

Since Elon is taking over Twitter, this has come out about Elon raging against wor Yasir (): Elon Musk privately raged at Saudi officials over his failed plan to take Tesla private - The Verge

Pleased to see a lovely amount of drunk posting today.

The passing with all the "ole's!" was the most assured I've seen us look in about a decade. Just ridiculously calm on the ball.

Apologies if it's been posted before but just stumbled upon this podcast with Ben Dawson and found it interesting listening. Ben Dawson - Transition to first team football

Yasir Al-Rumayyan waving the flag at the end of the match

Today I learned: Zaha is 29. Every time I see his name mentioned in transfer rumours I think he's 25 tops

Miggy looked ready to go full Ketsbaia for a moment. Amazing ball from Bruno

I refuse to believe that Dewsbury-Hall is not also the name of a Fleet Foxes album

I remember when he first started out in broadcasting and the hosts of the podcast he interned on would just dunk on him. His tweet is further proof why tbh

I went to the Portland game and the home staff were astounded by how half-arsed Newcastle was approaching their tour. No merchandise etc to sell and little to no communication.

The drum at the Leeds/Watford game is giving me big MLS vibes

I love how this has developed.

I totally thought they had been Gylfi after the allegations came out in the summer

I know Forrest's ex and while she says he's the most boring human ever, him and Gerry Dobson were the face of PL coverage growing up here. Seeing him that excited is pure lovely

Atiba will definitely be taken if not to play then for a leadership role. Dude has given it all for Canada and deserves this at the very least

He's a great guy to talk to. Can honestly say in the handful of chats I've had with him, he comes across as super genuine about his approach and beliefs in how players should be treated.

I genuinely can't believe it. It's mindblowing to think where this team has come from in terms of development.

Mike Dean fucking love this as the fourth official

I'm not sure who's more annoying: Gordon or Richarlison

Old Me would've been bricking it at this time under Bruce. But honestly, we look fairly comfortable and like we're following a plan. I know it's been months since Bruce and his bacon left but it's still an odd feeling

Was just about to post the same thing. Love how loud it was on the broadcast

Will say this line under one photo is haunting: "Former Newcastle United manager John Carver."