JeffJ

‘Took Preston from 7th under Simon f***ing Grayson to 16th. Another superb manager. Takes a special talent to make Grayson look good’

Maybe the billionaires from Dell will see the campaign of hate and think, finally these fans have convinced us that this is the club for us. Dellewded. Expect the beardy toucher who flogs Poundland energy drinks to be all over it though.

‘Mag like behaviour’ + scissors = MEGA FEWM

They should have kept Jack Ross. Was going to be the next Alex Ferguson when they appointed him.

Keane would have interviewed them, grilled them on how much money he’d have to spend, saw the extend of incompetence, gave KLD’s dog a quick wank and got out of chicken town.

Baaaaaaaally with Dick Advocatts for me like.

Sat in the East Stand on Tuesday night and you can see its Trippier organising the defence. He’s talking to our players, holding the line and as shown after conceding, dragging us up off the canvas. Can’t remember too many Spurs fans who were sad at him leaving at the time. I think working with Simeone has made him into a much better defender and a complete full back. We knew he’d be a massive upgrade on the utter shite we’ve been used to at full back but as you say, didn’t expect him to have such an impact.

Sensational second half. He’s can be unplayable when shows he can go outside, get to the byline and put in crosses as well as his stock move of cutting inside and slaloming through the defence. So much harder to defend. It felt to me like he was the key part of the team attacking and not just a match winner having to do it all himself in sporadic moments.

Massive result. Massive performance. When Howe arrived, he said we will train with same intensity as we want play and I think we saw that second half. No more blowing out of our arses at 60 minutes and just trying to hang on. Stamina, physicality and application are a million miles better than what he inherited. Its basic stuff but there’s signs of progress and a plan. Absolute joy to be in that atmosphere tonight, the release when Trippier scored was immense. 3–1 up and just sheer enjoyment the rest of the way. Class.

He’ll be hounded out by Christmas. If he takes it, it’ll be the worst decision a McCann has made since Kate and Gerry went out and left the bedroom window open.

Can I just shock you? I like football. Despite what I did to Newcastle and Rangers earlier.

Looks like your going to starve then, marra.

Beeeeeeeeewwwww

Turning up for Defor’s ‘homecoming’ and singing Keane’s name Simple minded folk who love some nostalgia, its like a fucking Peter Kay act. Hope there’s a left footed black lad playing for Donny so they can give him an ovation thinking he’s Kieran Richardson.

100% ego. He’s a very, very good manager in his own words. But I’m sure he’ll roll out that football is in his blood. Along with copious amounts of uric acid.

Lingard would have buried that like.

Kid pure Waddled the fuck out of that. Glazer FC Social media team will be in overdrive with apologies …. We go again!

Damn. Hate to see it.

These keepers are fucking shite. Henderson looks tiny.

Think it was Mickey Mouse. Fitting.

We are going to love Bruno in three seasons when he’s playing up front.

Just grinned like a knacker for 3 minutes watching that! Lovely stuff. Roll on Tuesday night.

All the top teams have had the best British players. Players like Rice, Saka, Phillips, Ward Prowse, Lamptey, Gallagher, Abraham and Tierney would all be the right profile to grow with the club. The best thing is if we stay up then we will be in the picture for any player we want. Might not get them yet but we have the ambition and finance to compete. JUST FUCKING STAY UP.

‘I’m back, fully refreshed and ready for a new challenge after a very difficult time at Newcastle where I didn’t have the kind of support or funds the fella who relegated Bournemouth has been given. All I got was a lousy £8m pay off’ ’I’ve got a holiday booked in two weeks so Alex will be looking after the team, it’s just a shame my parents aren’t here to see how well he’s done’

Nah, got a Boro supporting mate who brings it up on a regular basis! ‘Aston Villa are ready to offer starlet Jack Grealish to Premier League Middlesbrough for striker Jordan Rhodes in a surprise cash-plus-player deal. Boss Steve Bruce, without a win in five games, is desperate to boost his firepower after seeing two bids for £10m-rated Rhodes, 26, rejected. Bruce wants Rhodes to play in a 4-4-2 line-up but Villa's new Chinese owner Dr Tony Xia is wary of complying with Financial Fair Play rules after already spending big. Grealish, 21, who shot to prominence in April 2015 helping Villa beat Liverpool in the FA Cup semi-final under Tim Sherwood, may now be sacrificed after openly frustrating Bruce this term. Bruce said the youngster was in danger of becoming a “circus act' by regularly complaining to referees’ 5 without a win 4-4-2 Blaming others