Guybrush

Let this minnow just go check the league table a sec

We using Ryan Fraser as a verb now?

Why would you do this?

Honestly reading this thread instead of watching live is like checking a bipolar version of the BBC live updates

Can't watch this one live, so it's DDOS'ing the NO servers for the next 90 mins

That's genius! Another Howe masterclass.

It has also been established that Miggy plays better than him. No dice.

I have no idea what this means, and yet it somehow makes sense.

Everything on paper says we'll win this. So, by the laws of Newcastle United, I'm going to go with 1 nil to Man U

Put it on pay per view

20 man melee?!

This interview with Unai is unintelligible.

This post match analysis man. Everyone in the media desperate to get Isak sold.

What are they singing there?

That looked on

Sometimes I just have to remember that not that long ago, I was watching John Carver's Newcastle United. How times change

What a radgey

Get in

Massive foul that

What a dive

In all seriousness, how do you chip a ball with a back heel? How do you get the lift?

Reading some Liverpool fan views and they seem happy to have gotten Spurs. Apparently we 'kick teams all over'? Do we have that reputation? Fully aware I'm as bias as it gets and live in an NUFC bubble, but we're hardly the Stoke of old.

Strong team. Let's do it!

That Walker challenge and subsequent dive from a 'headbutt' is embarrassing.

The exponential speeding up after every word of the Blaydon Races annoys me to no end