Lazarus

So Lejuene goes out on loan and he brings in Jones on loan. Maybe its the 'pretty girl who takes her photo with a munter theory' - ie someone who pulls minging faces makes bruces face look less minging.

This new owner theyve got - hes looks 12 years old!

I thought it was meentioned a while back that PIF/Ashley was funding them?? Or have I got that wrong?

Nice one mate.

Bruce got fingered.

The Bruce with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him.

Gayle with poachers finish followed by joe linton with his arse. Brucie bonus.

This has got bruce fluke written all over it.

The players have been suffering from that for 18 months now

Wonder how his new agent is gonna spin that performance

Our "front four" cost around £110m. We're having to be compared to Sheff United. The Bruce impact. £110 meeeelion!

Is there anyone missing who would affect our chances? ASM I suppose. I thought we had loads of players with covid. Have they recovered?

If we had a full strength squad available i could see us nicking a win with brucies luck. As things stand, 2-0 leeds.

Has he posted that KNOWING he would get abuse?

If he died in the plane crash what happens Cans?

Wrong thread. w*****.

I over exuberantly hopped the railing to get a photo and the grass was slippery, I ended up stacking it right in front of him. You happy now? Yeah. f u Mike Whats this about? And is there a video?

Can i just say......i love the word razzmatazz

Jesus wept

Everyone is a daft c***, except for one of us who’s a snide daft c***, us daft c***s are trying to figure out who is the snide daft c***, but we can’t because we are daft c***s. Rocker[/member] would agree were all daft cunts

The takeover talk is genuinely the most exiting thing about supporting NUFC at the moment.