Lazarus

Do they still hold the mortgage?

This is my 'waiting for the takeover to be completed' song.

I told myself i wouldnt get excited when all this broke but f**kin hell, its difficult not to have skip in my step when im walking anywhere.

Taking over a football club is very much like making love to a beautiful woman First of all you have to express your interest, chat her up, take her for a curry, tell her how much you like her ill-fitting jeans. Then you enter her data room, make your deposit and if youre adventurous like me, you might like to try sportswashing. Then you sit back, light your pipe and admire your handiwork.

How much is rafas compo? 20m or 25m or so isnt it? Is that just for him or for his staff as well? if theres just a year left on their contracts is it now less than that? I was thinking that if bruce stays, then its almost a cert that theyre waiting for rafas contract to end. But shirley 20m is nowt to our new owners. It has to be rafa. Stavely loves the waiter.

Great goals that never were Rob Lee v Brentford Was that the one from his own half where the ref blew just as he struck the ball?

It's absolutely happening. He's going have his brain implanted in the stomach-window of a cyborg Charnley like the knock-off Krang he is.