Lazarus

Im losing track of all the steps that are taken before making a bid. Is 'considering move' before or after 'sniffing about'?

Blamey Rueben?

So what other strikers options are there? Wissa Schick Lauturo Martinez Retegui Anymore? Where do we go from here?

Maybe if we posted more Ric Flair and Jenifer Aniston gifs these deals would get done quicker

Hope we see some transfer movement tomorrow - feels like the club is constipated at the moment.

Amazed he has passed the medical. Anyway - hope he does well

Any replacement is surely the replacement for Wilson...no?

"Liverpool pull out"?? They were never in!

Shola was underrated - no keeper ever kept a clean sheet in which he scored or assisted.

Sell him at 150m then buy Sesko and Wissa Then use Isak money for Bastoni and Barella.

Asteroid?

What rumours?

List not up to date but https://the-premier-league.com/players/position/forward/

So the most newcastle thing to happen would be for him to fail his medical yeah?

Botman training without his knee strap. OMG.............OMG...... Dont say it .....

According to right move, the Isaks house last sold in Feb 2018. And also has this:

No way are playing with cards. Think all our transfer data is in Eddies soggy touchline notebooks.

were gonna have so many keepers the outfield players will be able to have one to one shooting practise.

Would 120m plus marmaduke be ok? Think that be just about canny.

We'll sign Sesko and keep Isak right?

Surely its only PIF that can do that?

Anyone got isak on their shirt? If i were the club I would insist on a written transfer request. Then see who matches our valuation. Good luck to him.

I hate to bring it and spoil everyones exuberence but..... Whats his injury record like?

Hopefully his agent wont hold us ostrich.