Wolfcastle

I know its a cliche but at times it does almost feel like is this really happening I blame fantasising about this really happening for so long I don't know what's legit and what's dreaming about a post Ashley world after the latest act of sabotage just to keen sane.

Wish I hadn't seen that. Then I wouldn't have seen this complete removal of self-awareness mackem2017: Big jawed ugly fucker him like. Where have Newcastle fans been over the last 10 years when there was empty seats everywhere and having to give away free tickets. Think that last time we had 10k empty spaces was 90/91, whereas for them its most games. I mean one look at the average attendances would disprove that, so that's the last thing that will happen, sh*t wallowing c*nts and this "Or even the likes of villa. Who signed their number 1 target diego carlos" ffs man they live in a parallel universe

All I know is its something like 92 out of the last 100 seasons we've had a higher average attendance and often by a distance, where they squeak it. There's no comparison really, so of course they constantly start arguements about it. Expect the 'if you take away the intertoto cup games they've only played 150 odd more games in Europe than us' any time now.

Wolves getting the same as West Ham and Leicester combined doesn't seem to upset Brady at all for some reason.

Pearson's like the new Auld Stevie with modcons.

Not on twitter so can't access his likes, but sounds like exactly the sort of wannabe sex-pervert I took him for. The epitome of the classic creepy as fuck bloke that c*nt. Mr Strange off the Mary Whitehouse Experience all over him.

I don't get why the concept that somebody can get on people's nerves is so hard to grasp, We've all got people that do that to us that are likeable or no bother to other people. He gets right up some people chuffs and doesn't bother others. That's fair enough, no right or wrong about it. I'm in the finding him grating as f&ck camp but then I didn't hate Pardew

Its so ridiculous when it boils down to just not wanting to let one other club in that group, 7 instead of 6 in the PL, at worst a potentially tricky game for Real Madrid in the CL in the future, and we cant have that?! They were okay with Spurs latching on to the big5 and considering themselves in the Euro elite so what's another team.

Ah. That might explain getting what I took as a suspicous look from a couple that were in there standing by the counter when I nipped in. Made me self-conscious and couldn't figure out the cheek of it to give me hacky looks when I'd only nipped in to check it off the bucklist as I'd gone past hundreds of times and they're the ones loitering in sex shops buying lord knows what.

Nipped in there once, just to see what it was like as it was on my way to/from work

Instead of investing in infra structer, academies, the community and improvements for fans - things that have always been said to be sensible and just investments - all that money will go on the first team now and rightly so since that's what pays the bills. What a rollicking idea. But as long as the super leagues teams who tried to bolt are protected f**k football eh. Everton will be at Goodison Park forever unless they fancy at least one relegation. There would be no way a team could build a new stadium or even stand now.

We'll have deploy the new hologram technology for them. Be the first time I've seen a hologram there since we sold Jenas

So when's the Worstock Festival taking place?

Andy Taylor from Duran Duran

He's kinda in the Ruel Fox position for me. Happy to have him fill in for Gillespie/Ginola as and when but if someone offers the equivalent of 4.5million I'm taking it.

Should call him Sam Offender since he discombobulates them so much just by coming from where he comes from.

27 of Albert/Woodgate fame would be nice but pressure

If we could shift some players out, it could open the door. Even a couple, what now is, fringe players would get £20m+, bolting that onto whatever's left for Paqueta might change things. At least I like to console myself so.

Having to do this for so many things must just eat you alive. I'd just stop fighting it if I were them. Too many people talk about the crowd and the number 9 shirt, Shearer's on MOTD and the PL's record scorer, Sam Fender supports us. You can't will these things out of existence. They're going to be there tomorrow however much you seeth and pour your bile out over them.

They're not signing any big names Nobody else wanted Botman AC Milan didn't really want him. Never heard of him. and now Fender has the temerity to show his support of a club sucks to be them like

Vierchewod was underrated.

Owen went on a while Kitson seemed like it did for a player from Derby Ferdinand technically went from Boxing Day 92 to June 96.

Was a plank at Everton, skewered our first game against Inter in the CL - probably costing us a CL QF, and seems a c*nt generally, so bollocks to him.

Never!!!

Some reports suggested we fought off Milan for Hendrick. So nowts changed really.