Wolfcastle

Worst case scenario is we get £70m what a bummer.

So virtually nothing. And most of what there is online.

Beloved gangly strikers. Doing crazy things. You must be thinking of Tino Asprilla.

10m minus Woodman/Darlow's fees. These boys have played Champ Manager before.

Ideal hating

I'm not sure, it might well be. Guess the mind sees what it wants - either because it was this time of year that song came out or, most likely, I've got scat on the brain.

When he had a small forum as a player, people assumed he was smart he then had a tendency to be a bit awkward/infantile as a panelist on MOTD which was disappointing and now with an even bigger forum, he's basically just a prick, a parody of what he purports to be, whether you're on his side or not. probably always was a bit of a prick, he did literally shit himself aged 30 in world cup game. my skins darker than his and I've had people wonder if I was 'something' over the years, don't count it as racism at all, he would, each to their own but that's prickish to me

Just a coincidence you reference Scatman on the same page as this rhetorical question?

Well I don't want a corpse playing in the centre of our defence, had enough of that with (the former) Darren Bradshaw back in the day

I take it there's been a ton of jokes about crosses and stuff

Not for me. He turned us into a bottom 6 Premier League team. With our resources and standing position of never having been a bottom 6 Premier League team. Not Derby's or the mackems far lower resources and standing. He'd make less, maybe no money, to get them where we were. Certainly the mackems were subsidised when they've been there before. Ashley won't do that lord knows.

Part owning is obviously the equal of also part owning, being based in and named after wonder if part ownership is such an absolute with Saudi part owned products they use

Were not even at the console era bad pun stage yet like the Ekitike one. I can't wait for that to Kick Off 2

We were after and linked with Les Ferdinand for 2 1/2 years, after 1/2 a year and with the internet we'd have fucked him off and signed Chris Armstrong instead and everyone loses.

... in 1995 I first laid eyes on a young firebrand by the name of Javier Zanetti during Argentina v Brazil in the Copa America. Liked the cut of his jib and he turned out alright.

'When Henderson makes reference to Newcastle fans and an “inflated sense of self-entitlement,” as he puts it, “The way in which the Saudi regime have been welcomed into the club with open arms has only exposed this to the wider footballing world,” he says.' Being that were the pinnacle of any ambition I've ever known mackems have (finishing above us, beating us, north east top dogs) maybe having goals beyond that comes off as self-entitlement when its just not being sad. Didn't realise welcoming people was a sign of self-entitlement, I thought the opposite, if anything, was true. But then these are just parroted words aren't they. Will any of them go as far as to not watch the world cup on TV? No. But they'd raze their clubs to the ground, unlike us, on principle of course.

He's such a litigious c*nt. Honestly think he'd rather go to court than have something just go smooth.

I think they were aware of that and it was a happy coincidence as Gazza was on most of those shows in a feature, interview, or introducing stuff and his transfer there was the main reason behind C4 getting the rights after initially just wanting to show his debut. Yeah, totally did too. The graphics on the 94/95 titles says 'accio' which apparently was also misleading. Absolutely lush show.

1990: England v Holland at Italia 90. The game that put Gazza on the World map, simultaneously Newcastle captain Roy Aitken captained Scotland to victory over Sweden. 1996: Euro 96, Croatia v Denmark, that Suker goal and prior shot - nowt to do with us except the bitterly enjoying Rudolph getting one shoved right up 'im. 2006: Cambiasso scores at least the best non Maradona goal in WC history, nowt to do with us but still (still think his finish was naff)

Look at those fixtures so much differently now. This is how it once must have been. No relegation to fear and a chance in all games Man City and Liverpool aside.

So they think they're the biggest club in the championship because they might get the biggest gates this time. But the last time they were as high as the 2nd tier they didn't get good gates, so they've become a bigger club after 4years in the 3rd division than they were then somehow!? and if they're going by attendances, wouldn't that mean were a far bigger club than them, given its not even a rivallry and something like 88 of the last 100 seasons we've had bigger gates including when a division below!?

I that sentiment

Thank heaven's everything is completely above board and FFP compliant at 38,000 gates in a B league PSG.

We win the championship = 'job done' They finish 5th in the 3rd tier and win the end of season mini-tournament = pride, passion, promoted ...and they consider themselves the bigger club!? I think they're making more out of a lesser achievement than Rotherham are, but whatever