Facundo Ferreyra

I was at the match today (dad's season ticket was going spare as he's off to see Olly Murs for some reason) and I felt masochistic. Absolutely rotten performance and I was stunned to hear several "we want Bruce out" chants and boos whenever the ball went near him. Unfortunately it was from a minority of the crowd and most people just seemed happy to lap this shite up.

Well ah have to say like, they've got one of the best players in the world. We cannat compete with that like. Aside from the double hat trick Ronaldo scored we didn't lose on the night. We was unlucky. We just have to rurl wa sleeves up, dust wasels down and go again next weekend

Jetro Willems has signed for SpVgg Greuther Fürth, a German club who I first heard of two minutes ago when I read his Instagram post that he'd signed for them. Shame, would've liked to see him in a Newcastle shirt again.

Turtlehead football.

Lad looks and sounds like he's being held at gunpoint.

Adam Armstrong going from Newcastle to Blackburn to Southampton. The reverse Alan Shearer.

Can he please never come out of it?

They've been had.

WUM.

We are all dead and this is purgatory. Or hell.

"The Shankshaw Redemption, yeah that's a good film"

GB News most definitely are not great.

Finally, the takeover will be taken seriously.

Dubs at fault again there. His composure's totally gone

I wonder how that Peter Clennell bloke knew.

Fucking dreadful match so far.

"if its Benitez im going to be calling in a bomb threat for every Everton home match" Fucking hell. Sad cunt

Rafa man

One defibrillation brought him back, according to this.

4 years today such an awful loss.

Ever, obviously

I don't want to sound like I'm exaggerating but Joe Willock is the best player in world football

I loved that show. Nobody ever remembers it.

Willock needs signing on a permanent transfer. He's class.