Armchair Pundit

The smug that we're able to direct in the direction of Parrish and the Palace fans who messed us about and mocked us in the summer is fantastic right now. Guehi looks very much a bullet dodged and it's all the sweeter now, fuck Parrish, fuck Palace and their fans and I really hope we don't entertain the idea of going back in for the player in January, as of now I wouldn't pay £15m for him, let alone anything north of that!

I think that match has frustrated and irritated me the most of all our matches so far this season - we played infinitely better than previous weeks, but for some reason just could finish the multitude of chances we had, made all the worse by being against a shit lucky team of cloggers like the scouse mackems, somehow they always seem to fluke points against us against run of play.

Fucking irritating result against a shit team of lucky scouse bastards. Two points dropped there, made all the worse by seeing spunk gargle voiced fat head Dyche in there too. Cunts.

Shit pen, but why the fuck wasn't their boy carded for it? Feel like the ref's letting too much from them go, bloody homer. I hate Everton, just such a bunch of nomarks, must be a scouse thing.

I keep seeing reference to raising and moving the pitch from it's current position, to then realise expanded stands on all sides. Sounds expensive, but awesome if they could do it. Of course, the other question is, where would we play while the work is being done? I'm presuming a stadium share with the mackems.

Wouldn't you think that the players in the second string would be just a little more hungry than this? Maybe try and grab the opportunity a bit?

Soooo... did anyone watch Night Sleeper the other night?

Get a feeling some of the players aren't as focused as the should be, maybe a bit of complacency creeping in.

Ah, okay thanks - difficult to consider the impact St James currently overlooking the city centre has, I'm guessing neither proposed location would equal the positioning, in terms of visibility from the rest of the city then.

So, not being from Newcastle, would someone be kind enough to mark where the potential sites of a new stadium would be please?

Arsenal have got to be the luckiest team in the league

Well, that was a million miles from the pap we've being playing this season up until this game! If only they could keep up that sort of play, that sort of intensity from now on.

It's games like this when you wonder if we'd have been better cashing in on some players - knee-jerk-tastic, yes, but it still makes you wonder. You can't help but feel like maybe we really are cursed, nothing seems to improve for long, before reverting back to shit eventually. I saw the Keegan years, the Robson years, we've had peaks, but invariably it comes back to games like today's - just utter, utter soul-destroying shit.

3-1 against Fulham, ffs

I know they say it's the hope that kills, but they're not wrong. Years we put up with shit, we've now got some decent players, a bit of money, what I hope is still a decent manager and some better internal structure... and still we get absolute dross like this. Just... why?! What do we have to do to change things? All confidence, drive, enthusiasm just ups and disappears like a fart in the wind. Gods, it just all feels tedious.

Fucking seriously... what a bag of whup this has been, complete bollocks.

Any chance a bit of urgency could be injected there lads? You fucking lazy cunts.

How is Gordon surprised by that substitution? He could have been taken off much earlier, he's been pap.

William Osula isn't exactly a proven goal scorer

No competition