Armchair Pundit

Always thought Pep was overrated, clearly only won stuff wherever he's gone due to cherry picking the teams that can buy the trophies...

Incoming goal number 3 from Man Utd...

It's bonkers that Chelsea and Man Utd will be in Europe next season after the shit season they've had. Fucking tedious bollocks this, baaaaaaaah!

You're not kidding, if there was ever going to be a game when Man City fail to turn up against a team who's been shit all season, it would always be a game we had something riding on. So bloody typical. This Man Utd has to be the least deserving of a trophy of any I can remember and last year's was close! FFS

I think, Man Utd have to be up there with being one of the jammiest teams in history, right behind Liverpool.

Lol, what do you think

It's a bloody conspiracy I tell thee, Man City purposefully in cahoots with Man Utd to keep us out of Europe and away from improving further. The selfish six hate us

Just once it'd be nice if being a Newcastle United fan wasn't such a f*cking drama, why can't Man City just play as well as they have in the last 35 odd games and Man Utd stay shit, bloody typical FA Cup outcome.

Not when Bruno, Isak and Gordon leave for teams playing in Europe

If the whole point was to drum up support, raise our commercial side outside the UK, to build a more global brand to work on helping with FFP, then we need supporters wherever we can get them. This tour will have been a failure in those terms, it's not a good look at all.

Can't see an 8-0 loss, even against the youth team, looking or doing any good in the grand scheme of things. What was the point of the tour again?

Damn shame if true, just no need at all.

Is it really that see through on the back?

Well, after all the injuries we had, the extra games and the lack in squad depth/strength, I think 7th is pretty damn good. Really looking forward to Tonali coming in next season and hopefully a good summer replacing some of the remaining sub-standard players we've had lurking around. Just hope we manage to hold on to Isak, Bruno and Gordon, next season's looking rosy and it'll be all the better if Man City win next weekend for us to get in Europe again. Definitely moving in the right direction still, love it.

Fucking jammy bastards, after the shit they've trotted out this season.

Whatever else happens, I'll still take some pleasure from tearful, weepy Arteta crying that they've not been handed the league title "Eez a deesgrace!"

Come on Bournemouth!

Still think there's a conspiracy between the Premier League and the FA in doing whatever they can to fuck us over, they hate our owners and they hate our ambition to take on the corrupt fuckers at the top of the game.

Plenty of time for VAR/officials to fuck us over again

What a load of bollocks, utter bollocks

Bloody annoying, that Man Utd manage to scrape points from nothing, whereas we just throw decent leads away.

Always our own enemy

Ahh, that's how it's being played now is it? Back into the second half with as much diving and cheating as possible to get back into it, fucking scum.

Which is why I can't understand anyone saying Eddie's not doing a fantastic job. Top four last season, would have have been top four this season (without injuries/ban), our Eddie's the boy for us, without doubt!