Kid Icarus

It's bigger than Isak man. You don't 'just get rid' at this point unless it's to another club abroad.

Wonder how many journos have just written the sentence, 'on a night when speculation with another club's number 14 was rife, it was Liverpool's...' *little head wobble*

Keep us updated, we're all riveted

Ah well he's my fpl captain at least

Never seen anything like it on the 3rd. He had 3 or 4 chances to claim a high looping cross and just left it.

What a surprise. Bournemouth's keeper allergic to claiming crosses?

Christ their defence is laughable

Come onnnnnnn

Our scouting is excellent, can easily see him being a better player to have than Isak, regardless of whether he's a better player or not

Yeah yeah that's fine, just wipe out their player, not a pen.

A better team exploits these gaping holes like. Bournemouth should be doing better

Kerkez has been shite

Yous never learn. It had been 30 minutes into the season.

We all know getting a replacement now = selling to Liverpool now.

I fucking hate that we're trying to facilitate this nonsense like. Oooh don't worry about it we'll make do with our 5th or 6th choice so this utter cunt can get what he wants. Grow some balls man, Jesus wept, it's pitiful.

Miley on loan would be ideal if (big if) we were bringing in a ready made midfielder like Gallagher.

Although saying that, I've literally just this minute been told that we're looking at 19 year old Chelsea defender Josh Acheampong

Aye we were linked to him but as that was before Thiaw I'm assuming that's now ticked off the list.

Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Liverpool 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Villa, Newcastle Relegation: Burnley, Sunderland, Brentford Overachievers: Wolves Underperformers: Brighton Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Marmoush Season to Forget: Sesko, hopefully PFA Player of the Year: PFA Young Player of the Year: Manager of the Year: Guardiola First manager to quit/be sacked: Graham Potter Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 6th Top Goalscorer: Wissa Top Assister: Murphy Season to forget: Willock How will we fare in the Champions League: Round of 16 FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Newcastle Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Atalanta Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich European Competitions Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Aston Villa Conference League Winner: Crystal Palace General World Player of the Year: Yamal World Young player: Yamal

This is the one that does it for me. His hit rate is really good.

Whole thing is shite like. Creating a market that incentivises clubs to specifially not have local players playing for them is about as bad an outcome of PSR as there could be.

At this point his only way out is actually going to Liverpool and the media happily forgetting it all, or there's a genuine insinuation that his agent is dodgy to the extent that Isak is basically Johnny Fontaine in the Godfather in all this.

Liverpool 4-0 Bournemouth Villa 2-0 Newcastle Brighton 3-1 Fulham Spurs 4-0 Burnley Sunderland 2-1 West Ham Wolves 1-3 Man City Chelsea 2-1 Palace Forest 2-1 Brentford Man United 1-1 Arsenal Leeds 2-1 Everton

Nice little bit in there where they're playing Xtal by Aphex Twin in the studio for some reason

Not sure, I've gone home now. So I guess 2 or 3 then.