Kid Icarus

Wouldn't give a pen for that personally

Good lord

Maybe Arsenal just have poor GK coaches? Raya probably will be dropped but Ramsdale's still not the answer.

Don't think there's a great deal wrong with what Holmsey's saying like. He's qualified exactly what he means quite well without it devaluing the seriousness of addiction. Seems more like a semantics/classification thing more than anything

Redknapp talking shite again. I can't remember a time that wouldn't have been given as handball

2 years older than Rooney Tbf, Rooney is there to make everyone around his age feel a bit better about themselves.

Didn't need to defend, didn’t get any goals or assists but was still absolutely top class. I've said it before many times, but I can't remember a more underrated player out there.

Proud to see that one of the McNally clan got the winner.

It probably was a 9, but the assists and goal boost him up and fuck it, he deserves it.

You get a goal and 2 assists without putting a foot wrong and you're a shoo in for a KI 10, Rod. What are your ratings?

You can tell it's just a case of him getting up to speed. Still played well.

Fantastic. There are no doubts about us not looking like the team from last season anymore. The press, direct play, and relentless high energy attacking are all there to see. Excellent performance across the full team, with stand out performances from Murphy, Schär, and Gordon. It's just a shame we can't stay 5th this weekend because it feels right. Pope: 8 Trippier: 8 Lascelles: 7.5 Schär: 8.5 Burn: 7.5 Bruno: 8 Longstaff: 8 Joelinton: 7.5 Murphy: 10 Wilson: 7.5 Gordon: 8.5

One of my dad's heroes. Fantastic player. RiP

Brilliant. That's the Newcastle we know and love from last season. Gordon crisp and direct. Schär classy and dominant. Jacob Murphy absolutely on one.

The atmosphere would be bad enough, but this atmosphere for a derby is embarrassing

That is so incredibly on brand like.

Liverpool 3 v 1 Everton Bournemouth 3 v 1 Wolves Brentford 1 v 1 Burnley Man City 2 v 1 Brighton Newcastle 1 v 0 Palace Forest 2 v 0 Luton Chelsea 1 v 2 Arsenal Sheff United 1 v 2 Man United Villa 2 v 1 West Ham Spurs 2 v 1 Fulham

FWIW Howe has said a few times that the England job is the ultimate job. I don't think he'd take it at the moment though.

If he's just bet on them winning it's daft like, that's the point of his job regardless of backing himself.

I do still find it a bit odd that we have statues for SBR in the context of just having a plaque for Joe Harvey, nothing for Stan Seymour, and nothing for Keegan who saved the club. Nothing wrong with having one for SBR, but the lack of anything meaningful for the others is odd.

I attempted 22 generations of this and couldn't get it to work

(An unflattering) Me hooked up to the machine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind so I can move on and forget my love, Hatem Ben Arfa.

Ahhh! Aye, I forgot about that

In case what? Dunno if the man himself has seen it yet.

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