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You gonna do some digging?

The only consideration I have is honestly just whether it looks good on a shirt

Source?

Just to join in on the loved ones we've lost during the Ashley era, spare a thought for the bad luck of my uncle Ronnie. The poor bugger was a season ticket holder for decades, even going through the Bruce years. He died on the 8th September 2021. Just absolutely shit luck that he missed out on the takeover, never mind all of this. He'd have been in his element right now.

Clueless non-Newcastle fans picking Botman and Bruno in their teams of the season klaxon

The higher stakes his claims are the funnier it is like. Wouldn't put him in the top 5 managers of the season but you can absolutely see on his face how clearly out of spite it is.

The JLA Community have also gone with Howe by...quite some distance

I'm not sure who else has done this, but Jamie Carragher James Lawrence Allcott have Eddie Howe as their manager of the season

Why are there still people who've seemingly never heard of IPTV?

Aye, I'm listening now and it's not bad, but as you say they're talking about us like everything we've done is from being inspired by Atletico Madrid's dark arts despite us either hitting every attacking metric aligning with our league position or having ones that suggest we could have even finished 2nd.

If that's striped on the back, with red names and numbers then it's the best top we've had in years.

Can you imagine the repercussions of Bruno's miss, man. Doesn't bear thinking about

One of the brilliant things about living nearish to the airport this. Watching Isak flying in along to a Morricone soundtrack I was listening to was unreal

Is there not a good chance they'll do what Tifo do and just pretend we don't exist?

Can't stop thinking about that chance at the end like. Pretty sure I'd have passed away if it had gone in.

Wilson's goal against Brighton was the big one, but I genuinely thought we had an outstanding chance when we beat Nottingham Forest 2-1 away in the last minute.

Or any of these, just off the top of my head. There are countless replies you could go back to him with like, almost one per match just for Fabinho alone. Funny how he's also conveniently forgotten about how Jota nearly kicked Skipp's wig off a few weeks ago, only got a yellow, stayed on and scored the winning goal - and now he's crying because Mings didn't get sent off for something nowhere near as bad. Nunez diving, Trent's handball, Salah's habitual diving, Isak offside, 8 minutes added time, all just off the top of my head. They wouldn't have been anywhere near the top 4 if they hadn't benefitted from the same atrocious officiating that he's now crying about finally going against them. Just like how Spurs finally got dicked all over for playing shit football, Liverpool finally paid the price from the thing they've benefitted from countless times this season. Karma bites.

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I love the logic of that one poster who made the point about how them winning 7 in row means they deserve to be in the Champions League...but apparently at the same time, the team who went on a 17 game unbeaten run that included winning 6 in a row doesn't.

Hahaha, get it up ye Wizpig

He was terrible. Thankfully it also worked in our favour

Can you imagine how we'd view that Bruno miss if Pope hadn't made that save at the end

It's disgusting. I'm already drunk and even when pegging my nose and downing it it's disgusting. I've decided to just go to work tomorrow instead of getting fucked up because it's that disgusting