Kid Icarus

Spot on

They're so fucking shit They should be where Chelsea are

If Newcastle lose both we would be at least -2 on our GD, so 5 goals

Still West Ham

Never go back is probably wise in general, but I'd love Merino back here like, I loved him

Still can't believe Leicester didn't go for Dubravka at some point. Such a no-brainer and it probably would have been the difference for them.

It's a shame we're not getting a closer, last day title decider, but it's been a great season like.

Same, the plaudits they got for it wound me up like, they really weren't that good.

Annoying for FPL like, there's no way Haaland starts against Chelsea now

Fair play to Forest like, I still think their transfer policy was insanity and their away form is shocking, but they've deserved to pull it off.

Aurier has been decent this season like

Accurate, finally.

Incredible result. A Liverpool loss would have been amazing, but only needing a draw at home to confirm it is so much better and an opportunity I expect our lads to take.

@Rich in the mud

Or our beautiful boys from Bournemouth. I honestly think that's just as likely, even more so if they still needed to guarantee safety.

I think Liverpool are more likely to improve the most next season, so playing Thursday Sunday being a hindrance to them is better I think.

Genuinely always rated him. Not to this level though, fucking hell

Truly the bad luck Brian of football

Proper Paqueta as Squidward looking through the bars at that

This post has triggered some flashbacks here like. in hindsight my middle school DJ would be cancelled. All the way to jail. Playing Like a Virgin and Searchin' (I gotta find a man) to 9-13 year olds teachers just standing around watching us necking on.

Nature has repaired itself. It was winding me up having them sniffing around

Sorry, I know I keep doing the time traveller thing and it'll wear thin, but it's what makes everything really hit home for me. Imagine being told at the start of the season that by the end we'll very likely qualify for the Champions League and by the end of the season you'll want to keep Jacob Murphy. This season has about 50 different potential Quantum Leap plotlines going on.

Rafa knew

He's canny dour but he's always been strangely likeable like

Funnily enough he has exactly the same date of birth as me, so yes, can confirm.