Kid Icarus

It's disgusting. I'm already drunk and even when pegging my nose and downing it it's disgusting. I've decided to just go to work tomorrow instead of getting fucked up because it's that disgusting

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Your fat gargoyle ex laughing at your new lass, Margot Robbie

It works with Isak behind Wilson in the right circumstances. Howe loves having options and versatility, but I agree that the standard set up should be one or the other.

Modern day Brian Kilcline and Barry Venison rolled into one on another level. Absolutely no qualms with anyone having him as our player of the season, he's unreal.

I essentially just want Wilson to be okay with not always being the main man. Not an impact sub or anything, just not always the main man.

How many times have teams like Everton, Villa and Leicester banged their heads against a glass ceiling trying to get into the Champions League with much better squads than ours? Bang, done in one, and a nowhere near as good a squad on paper. And here's the thing, we didn't sneak in. This idea that this happened because Liverpool, Spurs and Chelsea were off it is bullshit. We've been in Champions League form for 18 months and got into the Champions League with a Champions League points total. This isn't Man United winning the league on 75 points, this is Newcastle United knowing what's needed and getting what's needed.

Reminded everyone how important he is. What a guy.

We're in the Champions League

Absolutely not the game for him but needs must. A more stretched game would have been better but he'll learn from it

He's honestly everything I want. I don't ever want anyone to take him for granted. One does not simply waltz into the Champions League with that squad.

Put it this way, Joni Mitchell never lies.

Blatant red card

What's the best way to drink white wine without tasting white wine?

Would have preferred Emery

Mike Ashley fucked off 20 months ago

I thought I was being arrogant by predicting we'd finish 8th What a season

They played it both perfectly and disgustingly tbh. If that chance at the end had gone in man, fucking hell

I'm regretting not getting a second bottle of wine

He called it early tbf. He's said loads of times that he loves watching us.

Remember when we started this thread and we were all like eeeeeeh what wih like

9.5 hahahahahaha

Pope has just massively boosted his chances there.