Kid Icarus

Can see an AM and possibly another striker, GK and LB and that being that. I know the team needs an overhaul but having like 8 new players in a starting 11 this quickly would be insane

We really are.

I guess you could say that that name's connection with Newcastle is no longer @SEMTEX's 'IP'

Tbh, I thought some of that might happen

Happy with this. Looks solid

Who was the one who pissed all over the floor of the recording studio corridor in the Forth Banks building? I remember hearing about that when I worked there years ago.

Best thing about the clip (aside from the commentator's reaction) is him waving everyone back to help out before immediately heading the ball into his own net.

Forget the likes of Cabaye or possibly even Speed. Going on what I've seen, this lad's potentially the best midfielder we've had since Rob Lee.

Would be the first time Romano has ever been wrong I think.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. We've got the here we go. Fucking get in! Outrageous signing!

That "oar noarr" is majestic.

Seems to be pointing back to Diego Carlos again

It's anyone that could be described as a surprise in hindsight. I'd have already been shocked if there wasn't a surprise before Monday tbh.

I don't even like seeing people call her Mandy There's definitely some proper weird Princess Diana-esque seat sniffing going on with some of our lot, definitely.

Probably pissed and naively thinking no one could possibly be stupid enough to think he's being serious.

I think he could be more direct at times, but he's class. No problem whatsoever with him saying he wants to win the balon d'Or and he could be a superstar. Would be weird if he didn't have lofty targets like that and I wouldn't poo-poo it at all. It's the comparisons of him now that are crackers. Robert got a goal or an assist in like 3/4 games in his first season with us. Nobby's in Shearer's goals DVD almost as much as Shearer is because of the amount of assists he got.

Definitely don't hate him myself, I like him. The comparisons with Robert, Solano and HBA are inviting ridicule that's maybe misread as a dislike for him though.

The questions at the minute should be nearer ASM or Glass tbh, not fucking Laurent Robert.

My first match

I've got loads I can add to this if you want them?

More like fallon d'flor ahahahahaa

Yorkie said the criteria was being a CF not a DC

Burn is part of the best defensive unit in the league. Trippier has also come in. Add a new LB or even put Lewis or Manquillo there and of course it can sort out our defensive problems, particularly with a competent DM in front of it. Wood is potentially good enough for what he does well, yeah, absolutely. Nketiah has only been linked, you might as well ask whether I think Zapata is good enough on that basis.

Well yeah, you would be underwhelmed if that's what you have in your mind. Anyway, we'll see.