Coffee_Johnny

Consulted the runes and it is a definite yes. If you have served a decent apprenticeship obvs; if not sarsaparilla until 3.30pm

I’ll be thinking of the N_O gathering and will raise a glass in your direction when we score! And thank God I’m not there if we’re shit—moaning bastards 😉

Today’s not the day for such stuff. Howay lads get your head where it should be.

We need Harvey to put in a performance today. He must know that; hope it feels like a nice pressure to have. A responsibility to the teammates and every one else relying on you. All that learning, all the playing throughout his developmental years. The bow is tightened and primed. Let the arrows flow bonny lad.

Still pissed? That’s the trick; just keep ticking over in the mellow zone.

He’s a man you’d want in your team on days like today; would give me the greatest pleasure if he was the difference maker.

‘Kin’ hell, Fak what with the Asda offence, taken into account, you’re going down for ever (…don’t mean on cats).

Well here’s hoping for tension throughout for and a name change!

This is a day of days.

On same rationale but of Lighthouse Family will ease the nerves and soothe the soul—maybe Ocean Drive

Sailing to Philadelphia has a nice Geordie line in it

That’s all my suggestions used up. Maybe a bit of Fender: Seventeen Going Under is the must have for me.

How did young Danish Will pick up that accent/affectations? He had 6 years in South Yorkshire is that what passes for downtown Sheffieldese these days?

I totally got my Trafalgar Square timings wrong last time. There were about 150 people there but all quite sedate. I (alcohol may well have been involved…) hijacked a busker spot (African drummer) and sang full version of Blaydon Races, with continual scary twirling, on way to Square; not one frigging group of fans passed and didn’t get a penny for him or me! Ended up shamefacedly giving him a tenner 😂

Wild water swim in the morning then ‘inflict’ non-stop Sam Fender on my three non-NUFC supporting young uns, until a ham and please pudding stottie lunch (mail order from Big River Bakery) avec knickerbocker glories (channelling favourite childhood treat from Marc Toney’s) and Brown Ale infused haze of a match which means far too much. But these are the moments folks; got to fully live them.

Sent it to everyone I know including Liverpool fans 😂

🎵 Good times for a change… 🎵 Class!

Gameweek 29 Everton 1-2 West Ham Ipswich 1-2 Forest Man City 2-2 Brighton Southampton 1-1 Wolves Bournemouth 2-1 Brentford Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea Fulham 1-1 Spurs Leicester 0-1 Man United

If you’re going to dream then put Keegan’s 70’s perm on Isak: Keegan’s performance 1974 = Isak’s performance 2025. Actually, while you’re on, I reckon Harvey B, would suit a ‘tache as well.

Had hold of his arm. Not that the commentator could see.

Nice back heel shot unlucky.

Devoid of ideas.

Gameweek 28 Forest 1-2 Man City Brighton 2-2 Fulham Palace 4-2 Ipswich Liverpool 3-0 Southampton Brentford 1-1 Villa Wolves 2-2 Everton Chelsea 2-0 Leicester Spurs 3-1 Bournemouth Man United 0-1 Arsenal West Ham 1-1 Newcastle

Quiz question of the future. Which Newcastle United player never represented the club but scored at SJP. (Actually there may be others! 😂).

I travelled up and stayed in Jesmond, only to be let down for ticket that was promised. Watched in a pub that I used to know; that was completely different and (perhaps) unsurprisingly had a completely different crowd/nobody I knew. Then the game. Thoroughly miserable experience.