Coffee_Johnny

Age 30, 48 PL appearances, had a shot at our goal, shall we buy him? Shall we?

Coming from your crystal ball, this prediction actually really does give me with confidence.

Howay the Mean Green Machine! Can’t get Ipswich now, but Maidstone will do!

We have had one, PL, magic away game (most magic in our history, from a scoreline perspective). Next one coming up!

? Ah! The interestingly inclusive Fulham, they’ve a broad fan base: from Egyptian billionaires to Tennessee terrorists. Is the club song not ? We are the world, ? (…with nod to their other niche market).

We’re getting the best ever Wor Flags bonanza, the Bobby Robson tribute extravaganza of Ipswich at home. The gods of football justice and the seaweed on my veranda have foretold it.

Well that was a surprise. Perhaps he’s reflected on recent ‘enragements’ and decided he’s had enough/isn’t being the best version of himself anymore. That said, nowt much wrong results or performance wise. Perhaps best to go leaving people wanting more.

I wouldn’t.

Sounds like people from his home town don’t have sleeves ?‍♂️ (Gilet)

Sounds like one for us (probs about £20m?): “Guerra is a talented midfielder who can play either in a holding or more advanced position in the midfield. He covers long distances, has a great short game, is great at delivering through balls and has great tackling skills.”

Here’s hoping! More seriously, I think that relative value, fit with overall plans and value for money will be factors; not just affordability independent of the wider context.

Won’t be held to ransom. Not a bad thing in a manager.

@Isaksbigrightfootseems to be getting an unnecessary level of stick. He’’s basically saying he thinks we might need to sell to balance the books, rather than to buy, in January. I don’t think this is right, but we’re all guessing about FFP/PSR.

Keep it up chaps!

He’s in Dubai (skyline image). He’s been offered something seemingly sun dazzlingly wonderful, but he is happy with his Tyneside moonshine (… I was doing so well unless the last phrase).

Oh to be a fly on the wall!

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It would be funny (for everyone else) though!

Jota looks a worthy replacement (lit&fig)

Shteevie classic!

Maybe. But inbetween times we’ve had Tripper, Almiron, Wilson and Lascelles with credible outgoing links. The current silence may be the same as the week before this flurry of speculation, but it seems deafening now.

Well this gives me Les Ferdinand vibes!

Well that was an exciting few days. But now… it has all gone ominously quiet.

Reassuring pic from training ? Worrying pic from training…