Hovagod

A reminder that the Barcelona of English football were beaten at home by Swansea a few weeks ago, themselves presumably the Argentina of Wales.

Would it be difficult to find out how many season ticket holders we have? They took them off sale in September 2021, a year or so after that daft scheme to give ten thousand of them away for free. There was an additional one thousand sold in June 2022. 33k sounds about right to me, it would surprise me if we had many more than that going into Bruce and Ashley’s new season. Surely some journalist or the trust could just ask the club for the figure? It’s not a secret is it?

Haha, remember noticing this at the time and wondering if it was some mystical thing that all keepers can just weirdly do, in the same way that wherever I am in the kitchen I can always lob the teabag straight into the cup.

Ready to go is interesting because if you have a few Sunderland supporting mates, you can spot the ones who read it and those that don’t. I have one otherwise very sensible friend who uses their lines and it’s slightly embarrassing for him when it’s pointed out.

Sunday night kick off, for some mad reason.

Krul and Colo wasn’t it? Announced on the Saturday morning. And, yeah, late Shola equaliser the next day.

On the other hand, Gordon has never been involved in a racially motivated assualt.

Don’t see many home points for them in those five games, mind.

Second leg, lads

Thought both were poor.

BUILDINGS DON’T EAT ANTHONY GORDONS

Yeah, seems a bit of daft objection really. They had WiFi at Brighton and I didn’t notice anybody ignoring the match because of it. Also made meeting people a lot easier.

I remember in one game when his analysis was about to amount to ping it long up front. ‘Get it into the mixer’ level stuff. The thing is, he realised this as he spoke and so, laughing, said ‘Get it up to the big man.’ The joke, you see, was that a suave pundit like him would never resort to such base analysis. Notwithstanding, of course, that he had done just that and had nothing further to add to the point, despite the chuckle implying that of course he did, because he is Gary Neville. It was the single smuggest thing a pundit has ever said- does he think he has some reputation for learned game analysis? Like the only way he can make a glib comment is if it comes with a satirical tint.

Am I imagining it, or is our record there actually quite decent? Remember a Cabaye inspired 3-0 there just before Christmas one year.

I’m sure you were just excited about your unassailable logic here, that there was no snide implication meant, and that you are a lovely person, but do you think you could give the 1989 stuff a rest? Because with your clever little point you are coming very close to saying something deeply offensive, stupid and shit. Just stuck to praising Sunderland on the other thread to show how much you actually care about this issue.

I’m not at the stage where I can actually watch stoppage time.

Hurtful.

It feels like the ticketing is becoming a bit of a mess, in all honesty.

Nice to see that after a couple of decent months, Manchester United fans feel sufficiently confident to return to their role as The Arbitrator of all Football.

‘Corrupt’ ’Well, the ref gave the penalty’ ’Yeah, but he didn’t want to. You could tell.’ Genuine exchange.

Fucking hell, Arsenal are class

Embarrassingly small time

In 2023, nobody died.

That ‘just because’ is doing a lot of hard work there, mate.

Well they can fuck off with that. Firstly, away fans should be able to enter the ground at any time they like without being at risk and secondly, was this early opening even advertised? They might as well have titled the their statement The Truth.