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Nah. Nope. Nowhere near it. I've tried to be patient with him but that performance today was pish. He wouldn't look out of place in the Championship. No amount of funny dances or tiktok videos can compensate

Chelsea are such a farcical club that I just have to laugh when I see them spend big on yet another player to throw onto their scrapheap. I'd happily sell them Isak at 130m, I'm convinced he'd do crap there.

"The Eni Aluko Manoeuvre"

Can we photoshop some Brighton shirts onto Isak and try to trick Todd into taking him from us. Get Andy Howe to call him doing a Tony Bloom impression.

100% I don't necessarily question his talent, I'm sure he'll go on to have a good career when all is said and done. I questioned his attitude when he was holding out for Man Utd. Why would you choose to play in that environment under a manager who'll be lucky to last the season instead of earning instant hero status with us, leading the line for an already well oiled machine and flourish under one of the best managers in the business for developing talent? Oh yeah, a wee bit more money. That's why.

Fuck a bullet, we dodged an intercontinental ballistic missile with this bum.

I agree with the broad sentiment on here that 130m feels like a capitulation. But the business men wants to cash in on a 9 figure asset and the manager/players don't want to work with him anymore. Once we have our 2nd striker, he's gone IMO. Do yourselves a favour and completely disengage from the media and social media when it happens cause the cartel leaning media rejoicing at finally getting their way will be nauseating

Brighton might as well join BlueCo as well the absolute fannies

Being a Strasbourg fan must be such a joy. Knowing your raison d'etre is to serve as a gym to train up the next batch of Chelsea benchwarmers. Imagine getting excited about a signing and the first thing you see is the player photoshopped in a Chelsea shirt.

With every transfer window, the bare minimum I expect is for the squad to come out of the window stronger than it was coming in. It's almost certain that we've achieved that despite losing one of our best players who is also our top scorer, that's no mean feat.

"We'll probably sign Ferran Torres tomorrow. Sell Isak to Barcelona and sign Fermin Lopez" I don't know if you're ITK or if you're wishing something into existence but I've decided to trust you with my life now.

Did you get any indication if that 1 player is another striker?

When it happens, the best thing we can all do is dodge mainstream media and social media until all the hullabaloo blows over. It'll be unbearable. No matter what happens with this maggot, I firmly believe that we've had a great window, if we get a quality 2nd striker then it's been a brilliant window, if we can pull another rabbit out of the hat like Frattesi or Lopez then it's an all timer!

I wish voices like this were more prominent. Perhaps the eScousers would get it through their skulls that Isak's motives are a lot more cynical than wanting to play in front of a bunch of Irish tourists swaying their scarfs in the Kop during YNWA. He could do that at Celtic!

He spent most of his time there begging to get sacked and making enemies. Remember that spat he had with ASM last year? Basically accused him of being fat and lazy. Love him or hate him, Jose is box office, one of the great football personalities of the 21st century, but he is absolutely finished as a top end manager. Losing a EL tie to the managerial behemoth Barry Ferguson's and his Rangers team of perennial losers put paid to that. I look forward to the 18292 page thread on RTG linking Jose to the mackems when Reygess le Breeey gets the bullet

That loan to Hearts got him off on the wrong foot completely. The manager (Naismith?) never gave him a chance. I seem to remember that the rationale for sending him there was that they had a couple of Aussies at the time so at least he had a few pals he could speak Australian with. Shame it never worked out for him here but Sparta Prague is a very good move for him, I hope he smashes it over there.

Oh good, I was just wondering what Tim Sherwood made of the whole situation.

Wissa, JSL and Jackson deals seemingly dead in the water. Time for Andy to pull another rabbit out of the hat. Julian Alvarez would do nicely.

Gavin & Stacey has entered the chat

Look, forget the truth. He isn't telling me what I want to hear therefore, he's a dick. I'm willing to ride into battle with a random Italian engagement farming account I've never heard of on this one!

Of course it was Craig fucking Hope to pour cold water all over it. I bet he enjoyed that.

Absolutely astonishing. "Sometimes I hate my kids" is right up there with Pep scratching his head to fuck and Conte going tonto about Levy

Let's sign Beier and respectfully offer Brentford about 20% less than what they value Wissa. Only once they tell us that they're ready though. That's how you do things honourably right?