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Even though he’s being found out, I still can’t wrap my head around Ten Hag actually being shit. He was so highly rated, and that Ajax side was amazing, played beautiful football and beat some of the best teams in Europe. I just cannot see any of that imprinted onto Man Utd. I don’t understand how he’s so shit, but I am loving it.

I’m fucking sick of it. Has had me heart rate leaping around today.

Can see him scoring if he starts

Aye fucking shited myself there with all these tonight posts. Was about to jump in the car and do the 5 hour drive now.

Dependably average vs occasionally very good, occasionally calamitous. Barton was a better player like, but I don’t exactly have fond memories of him

Extremely excited to be at this. No idea what to expect in terms of result mind.

Think Spurs will continue to impress all season. Touch and go with Man Utd. A couple more bad results and things start to turn very sour. Liverpool look nailed on, so I think we will be fighting it out with Villa and Brighton.

I actually like that

Not at all scared of them. Liverpool look the team to beat.

Adore this man. What a player.

He’s so clinical and efficient in his finishing. That goal tonight was a great example. Could have moved it onto his right but his feet were so quick - touch, bang. Left the defender with no chance at all. So sharp.

Thought he played some decent forward passes on the deck. Can’t believe him and Dummett kept them out

Nah, he’s a flop, shite etc.

Monstered them. Great to have him back.

The dopamine hit is back everyone. This team is rolling now.

Absolutely unbelievable debut. Looked so comfortable. He’s a baller, this guy.

Well done Paulie lad!

What the fucking fuck man

I wouldn’t say Isak looked really done in there, but what do I know

Fucking woooooooop!

What a shock, Tonali looks better.

On the Tonali criticism as well…so far this season he’s played matches with two ball playing centre halves, trippier and Bruno in a team where everyone else knows the system and their role deeply. Tonight he’s playing with a left back in midfield, two lads at the back that can barely make a short pass, and a kid that’s played about 10 mins football against premier league opposition. He’s also up against two established internationals.

On the plus side, we’ve kept them out, had the best chance and Livramento looks class.

Tonali going to be the next one people crucify who will somehow shockingly surprise us that he’s actually good in a few months time. Honestly it’s rinse and repeat with new players and our fans sometimes. They can’t all settle like Bruno and Botman lads.

Murphy just about made the right decision I think but I feel the timing of the shot allowed the keeper to get set. If he could possibly have taken it earlier there might have been a chance. Keeper looked well set.