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Honestly I'd tolerate all of the poor control, passing, shooting and positional play if he stopped being piss weak in any sort of physical confrontation. Soft as shite and embarrassing to watch him lose every 50/50 and do his pathetic flops under minimal duress, he has to toughen up.

Shipping another 3+ goals again. Good times...

Fs, left the room to pick up a chippy and missed the goal...still, get in.

Can see why there's load of re-injuries if the physios are just fucking going all in on stretching an injiury like.

Pathetic.

This thread has been dramatically improved. Think they should balance a pitch between the Tyne and Redhaugh bridges, using giant escalators to get up there and water slides to get out.

See why Hall doesn't play now, not a Howe family pick.

Doesn't make it right either. Like I say, at present, it's just baffling.

£28 - 35 million for a development loan is not great when we're already scrimping for FFP's sake. Bizarre transfer all round at present.

If he really is staying then his lack of game time during the dark months of our injury crisis is even more perplexing.

Can Henderson play LB? Or big Kalvin? Gareth will find a way!

I mean he did run a betting ring so probably a lot? 28th August is when we'll hear the news from the FA, further 10 months, let's go!

ESR wouldn't start ahead of a fit Joe combo or Gordon. Non-starter due to injuries this, shame as he has bags of talent and Barnes-esque finishing ability but his career is likely to fizzle out.

Fanny Touching Menaces

It's hilarious how much the not-out-first-gear pasting we gave them has ruined their form. Spiral further please.

Hall's buzzing.

Doesn't account for Tonali's ban or Hall being banished to the the shadow realm either.

Ian Woan.

Getting done for doping is an intelligence test first and foremost, so not overly surprised he got caught. Looking forward to 34 year old Pogba in Ligue 2 with Le Havre though.

This 100%, though it does drive debate in threads like these, relentlessly, endlessly, over and over the same points...make it stop!

Can't agree with that but tbf, when I do go it's in the strawberry corner, so probably not hearing the silent sitters as much.

Dummett masterclass part deux incoming, nothing to worry about.

Tories being tories. Mehrdad let the mask slip when he had a pop at the fans. We're owned by knackers.