Nucasol

Vincent Ian Agogo the bastard.

Salute the minge not the man Captain.

Too busy fucking his sister.

Magnificent work rate but his passing was pure gash.

I liked him - good drive albeit it only really showed when we were well up and had dropped off.

Welcome left back cover.

Not on today’s showing. Thought he was limited and won’t be worth anywhere near what West Ham want.

DJ OneDek with Free from Desire. Fuck off and die man.

Must be overwatering the Leazes end of the pitch judging by how many slips are happening.

As bad an idea as calling a senior Saudi’s lass a chocolate lab?

Thought he was trying to be OJ Simpson at first but then he grabbed his tail.

Michael Jackson glove kept on him for the celebration 🤣 He’s a bad man.

More they come at us, more we can hit them on the break. Shame we’re holding Gordon back for his move as he’d be thriving in the space.

Losing Paqueta has ripped the heart out of these.

Looking fantastic. Energy, confidence in our play, overlaps and breaking the line.

Presumably the Groo/“I’m going to lose my job” nonce lookalike on the Anfield Agenda is in tears now. Classic cartel customer.

I can’t ever imagine having a Wellend trim.

Vintage pieces only my friend, I wouldn’t be seen dead in something that isn’t retro or faux retro.

The Burrata Brutaliser back on the scene for another summer of grift and shill.

It’s a fucking monstrosity. The person who signed off on that should be tarred, feathered and tied to a chair to listen to 3 days worth of hen party karaoke in Cosy Joes.

Your friendly neighbourhood Celtic fans making cunts of themselves. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yegmxv883o

Feels like the establishment baddies are going to win out this season. Arsenal, Spurs, Celtic and Southampton all wrong uns will likely end up getting away with it.

Contrast it with us/Palace last year. Cartel tedium.

Hipster favourites St Pauli relegated from the Farmersliga.