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Spurs are such an unlikeable club. I don’t care how much you wheel out Big Ange, at boardroom level you’re an absolute pack of cunts led by the shyster in chief Levy. Sorry @leffe186

“Hot dogs, get your hot dogs. Foot long wiener with a bag of nuts”

No other weapon left in our arsenal than to deploy singing “Please Don’t Go” by KWS for 90 minutes straight from now each game until the end of the season. “Bruuunnnnooooo I’m begging you to stay, Please don’t go…” What do you say lads? Lads?

To the backing beat of Never Ending Dream by MC Ace? https://youtu.be/bqLu94rtqAo?si=ceusRlA0FUN1cpJ_

I for one thank @r0cafella for the “knowledge lube” around FFP that limits the pain I’ll feel when the LFC, MUFC and AFC branded monster dildos come tearing out their megastores and fuck us over.

We bought 3 players and loaned another with a near dead cert clause to make it permanent. Of the four we’ll be lucky to get to 40 starts across 4 competitions from them and 40 subs appearances of limited minutes. That total is from either 51, 52 or 53 games (likely 51 when City knock us out on Saturday). Realistically it’s a maximum of 25% availability. Not good enough.

First casualty of this summer has to be the medical department. There’s been bad luck but there’s also been the likes of Botman and Gordon left trying to just “run it off’.

I think a lot of people now, with the benefit of hindsight, will reflect on a disastrous summer window as a huge problem. Lots of unforeseen circumstances but it’s turned into a horror show in the present, albeit may pay off in the future. However for 23/24 it’s been a shitter.

It might not be to challenge the whole aspect of it - just the FMV/FMA or another sub-component that stitches it up. Something like no opportunity for secured owner investment. The PSRs don’t appear to be nuanced at all and throttle investment based growth.

I wish we’d just hurry up and get to a legal battle if I’m honest. Someone needs to stand up to the bullies.

Hello happy American owners. Glazer dividends across all the US owned teams.

Not middle of the season though. He’d need a June 16th move once the window opens, rigorous pre season plan and plenty of time to get up to speed. Glad we made Wist Am the fall guys on this one.

Gamble on West Ham failed, toyed between Fernandes and Bowen for captain and picked the wrong one. Otherwise Onana, White and Udogie doing favours.

Koopmeiners rubber stamping his Juve move with two goals against them today.

To be fair their Sinister Sky Six fucked deadline day for them this year, they’ll be desperate for some red shirt payback.

To be fair their songbook is slightly more original than our staid old shite. We tend to pinch half our new ones off them too.

Definitely not Bobby Clark the little turncoat shite. Saw a Geordie ex pat licking his arse for winning the Carabao, cunt needs a word with himself.

Apols my bad - Pep is the Operation Puerto blood doping.

Inhalers incoming.

Yep. Used to like him but he’s a total nonce since dialling it up for Sky.

Nailed on for a first half brace v us.

Just got a shot of Peter Silverstone’s desired outcome at Anfield - two full rows of Chinese or Japanese tourists, easy thirty odd in a block in the main stand, all dripping in fresh megastore merchandise.

Same vibes.

Why do I hear Guillem Balague’s voice when reading this in my head?

The dividends and interest payments those goblin-faced Yankee shitbags have taken out and forced upon Man Utd would buy a new stadium outright. Dim Jim might be the darling of the press but there should be hell on if those wankers get a penny of taxpayers money given the overseas wealth extraction they’ve engineered.