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Earls Cunts.

“Influencer”. The only thing she influences is a bunch of weirdo virgins in her comments.

Put money on a PIF owned Saudi club signing him.

Absolutely, I can’t thank them enough for reviving our zombie club of the Ashley days. But it still grinds gears them constantly bailing out and semi funding our rivals. Look at the Duran thing FFS, plus Man Utd, Liverpool and Chelsea. Their strategy is “World Cup 2034”, but how they get there is a right inconsistent mess.

Like all things Saudi it’s an incoherent mix of agendas and sub-plots, overreach and then row back.

Which was funded by DAZN to the tune of $1bn. And who gave DAZN the money, simultaneously bailing them and FIFA out in the process? The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

Do bears shit in the woods? Of course they are; they’ll just pawn one of Todd’s many collectables, raid their Romanian orphanage or sell Matthew Harding’s mausoleum to raise the funds.

I think any transfer strategy was abandoned the last two years because of PSR concerns. This summer should be the reset; I’d not be averse to that decent blend again of PL shopping meets continental diamonds. Antonio Silva and Ederson are the ones I’d like to see come in. Think they’d be brilliant for us. Up front / RW - can’t say I’m as aware of who’d do the job on the continent.

Did well for a couple of years but now the big fat cunts have latched on to when the Asda Whoopsies get stuck on and are hovering around the bloke with the pricing gun.

If the transfer team and scouting network are doing their job they’ll have any number of alternates to come in as a second striker. It’s a case of taking more of a punt now than buying an EPL tried and tested option.

It worked well with Everton and Gordon and now it feels like we’re continually playing brinkmanship with every transfer. Meanwhile Man City, Liverpool, Chelsea etc just come in and steamroll at whatever price it needs to get done at. This window has been a further eye opener that the dice are stacked so far towards the pre-PSR clubs that it’s overtly crooked. Still, we all knew they were doing it and as long as they have the ESL threat and weak cuckold clubs like Brighton, Bournemouth and Brentford to act as their feeder clubs and vote to maintain the status quo, we’ll forever be hoping Eddie turns water into wine. Or the back office team and PIF could get their backsides into gear after 3.5 years and actually do something game changing with the infrastructure side…

Welcome to Chelsea.

Do Chelsea have fans or just customers? Watching the ECL final it felt like the latter.

Like Chelsea did with their hotel or women’s team? It’s moving things between different arms of a holding company; not like doing a deal with N arm’s length third party.

Maybe they will once the dust settles on the first wave of targets and prioritise shopping smarter.

They’re doing a Chelsea and selling the women’s team to themselves. Don’t hate the player, hate the game and all that.

Watching Benfica v the Rent Boys in the CWC, just sign Antonio Silva and we’ve got our Schar replacement for the next decade. Or until Real Madrid or the broke cunts come in for him.

They’re an absolute ghoul of a club, with loads of expectant customers not fans. People have bleated about what a Saudi backed NUFC would do, but what about these wankers? - Puppy mill conveyor belt of youth team products - A multi club ownership model despised by the leeched clubs they pick apart at will - 10-15+ players signed and loaned out year after year to make a token appearance or two. Wouldn’t surprise me if Kenedy was still on their books. - Financial mismanagement and then defrauding the rules in plain sight - Off the books payments by Abramovich that they’ve never been punished for Chuck in the racist fans and you’ve got the ultimate heel Scum Club.

Horse toothed knacka hasn’t discussed his “Liverpool have a ceiling” comments though in the midst of them spending 9 figures on Wirtz. Can’t stand the sanctimonious shitbag picking and choosing his latest gripe.

Nkunku is on his way and they don’t give a flying fuck about Dewsbury-Hall, he’ll be dispensed for whatever new shiny toy comes their way.

Looks more like an American Football top than the Lord’s own Association Football.

I like that. Simple, effective, subtle piping.

Weird club.

What team is that? Kill it with fire, throw them out the league and shoot the Nike creators who came up with that monstrosity.

Interesting Chelsea have made no effort to hijack this given they own Strasbourg.