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Lee Ryder says

Like reading Hitler on a hit of Pervatin. Rantings of a madman.

He missed 65 games in 4 seasons- add up the games missed on that injury report.

65 games in 4 seasons.

Gluten tag Max Weiß; Auf wiedersehen Herr Trafford. JaJaJaJaJa

Diaby 2.0.

Big Willy off to the beach.

Hopefully. Theoretically keeps Boehly’s sweaty palms off Joao Pedro but, knowing the way his degenerate Rent Boys operate, it’s no guarantee. Wayland-Muani.

Aragorn - Frodo vibes.

And Jo missed that absolute sitter to make it 1-1.

Absolutely lifting. Went to Scunthorpe away and I swear half the fans in the crowd would have done a better shift than him.

On transfer rumours, fuck me the whole of the North East media is doomed. Chronicle, Shields Gazette - absolutely lifting. Gone are the days you used to get the breaking news on the back page.

Rudoni?

Palace signed the next Eze, Romain Esse. Hackney from Boro possibly for depth.

Apologies £21m. £6m fee plus £3m a year in wages for 5 years (£5m).

£30m for the pleasure.

Underrated post. Can’t believe no one has commented.

Channel 4.

https://onefootball.com/en/news/newcastle-united-sporting-director-flies-into-instanbul-in-pursuit-of-yilmaz-report-39845677

Similar to Vennegor of Hesselink’s bairn for the U19s. Like a fucking cloning machine, stringy beanpole goalscorer.

Goal Sundowns. 1-0 v Dortmund.

Chelsea bound. Not even taking the piss either.

We can safely rule this cunt out for future rumours. Absolute paedo.