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Arsenal also in that mix after Havertz and Rice.

We going to pay him up at the end of the season or have another season where we park him on loan like Hendrick?

Our youngsters have made fuck all impact on loan. Most of the time now they’re literally playing (or not playing given Ameobi’s expert loans) at a level they’ll be lucky to be at if they’re released.

No one saw enough of Woodgate, he only played 28 times for us in a season and a half. Great player but if he’s going in that pantheon of greats he needs to play at least a season’s worth of games. Tony Green fans may disagree. Schar has played 172 times for us, scoring 13 goals. He’s been a cornerstone of the best defence we’ve had last year in the PL. He’s kicked on this year, creating some of the best memories we’ve had for decades v Paris and then comes Villa. Whether he’s the best is debatable but no doubt in 40 odd years he’s been my favourite CH, supplanting Albert.

What’s the tactic? Try and get more than 10 points ahead of Luton and take the deduction so they can bank another season of PL gravy?

Screwed again. Probably all the shitty adverts, tried it on a laptop today and it’s quite noticeable how many they’re cramming onto the site.

Less, nominal fee with add ons that could be £3.5m, if plus a 40% sell on clause which is why he’s so cheap.

Sels sells.

Njoi yer bratwurst Hugo

Prime Tim Flowers in 1995.

Team photo in front of the North Stand

Had the same issue - gateway exception.

According to No Hope he’s bench ready at best. Potentially also Barnes on the bench.

Net £20m deficit this season before this deal.

Actually at the point now his fragile fitness thing has moved from unfortunate to straight up just pissing me off. Should be the first player we’re looking to replace this summer. We need a consistently fit quality alternative option for Isak.

How have Tory FC got so much money? Is it the Mitro sale?

Is he the one with the waggly tail or not? Quite a personal question, I know.

He’s full of shit and trying to drum up any sort of interest to his paymaster’s diminishing viewing figures because of the mess Scudamore and Masters have created.

Parkinson has been. Dylan Stephenson has obviously been written off - currently at South Shields on loan. In short - no one near ready.

And is a dirty mackem grass.

Ahahahahahahaha! If he’s back for Blackburn it’ll be a bonus, he’s the footballing equivalent of my DPD delivery guy - always nearly there.

Recurring theme. Same as the mackems’ game.

Weave in the lesser spotted Harvey Barnes and Wilson and we can get some kind of proper rotation going to maximise press and limit further injuries. We’ll be likely to have a Gordon suspension for two games in the next month (please not the cup game…) so need Isak, Wilson and Barnes back to cover them.

This one screams lawsuits and legal red tape.

Just a really solid option we’ve missed to freshen the team up.