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A year ago, aye. Hasn’t played this season so can’t be screaming top bucks.

Think the physio department is getting hoyed under the bus for this.

Screams Javier Manquillo to me.

Sugar Puff boycott mentality still strong in the next gen of wierdsiders.

Not Barcelona, they’ve not been able to do a couple of deals because they’re skint.

Sprechen sie Swedish?

One for the Newcastle exiles, hoping to grab a ticket for this one.

Bye bye first season.

Depends on whether Wilson’s latest injury is a slight fray or a full on shred. Even the former keeps him out for ages. I’ve got zero confidence in Barnes being back even by February so probably need to call for reinforcements.

The ghostly presence formerly known as Tyne Tees finest.

Need Fulham to stay in contention at Anfield, don’t want them sacking their 2nd leg off before we play them.

Last u21 team standing in the EFL Trophy after they won and Wist Ham got ko’d by Wycombe. They beat a near full strength Reading team last night to go into the quarter finals.

Exactly. Spurs sat in FFP breathing room from the Kane sale and freeing Lloris off the books. They’ve got that headway to make deals whereas half the PL have to wait for the accounts to tick over to the next year.

KevinBacon’sDirtyLittleSecret

Heard screaming “Fuck Dan Ashworth and fuck the fucking Reuben Brothers. Fuck 'em all. I bury those cockroaches”.

Given Lee Charnley’s remit was bean counting this is one area where we may have actually spent money. Then again, Sports Direct had the firmest hand on the tiller so it was likely some £25k a year analyst’s spreadsheet, formulas and vlookups pinning the whole thing together. Waiting for the first FFP EUCA fuck up to work it’s way into the paper.

As night follows day!

They’d have loved Cosy Joe’s Saturday full clout ripper if those days were considered liberal.

Given Tripps shite delivery from corners on Saturday I’d definitely give someone a share of the responsibility when taking on the LHS.

Wouldn’t surprise me if someone like Deloitte’s sports finance practice has already developed a model for FFP calculation. I’d have gone all out day 1 to develop that and flog it around the various clubs and leagues if based in that division of my respective firm.

Multiple accounts on the same forum is always the hallmark of someone who’s not quite the full deck. Some might even say a sociopath.

Here’s hoping. Fernandez, Caicedo, Fofana, Cucarella and Mudryk looks a chunky portion of £400+m of transfer fees alone pissed away.

Ice cold blooper that.