Nucasol

Saliba.

Offer him and Elanga as a BOGOF to FC Glue Factory.

Impressed you see us scoring.

Too stubborn for his own good. Keep hammering the same tactical square peg into that round hole.

4-3-fucking 3.

Solanke hamstrung.

Got it on 5Live, sounds pure trash.

Crumble hopefully in Spuds’ case.

Morgan Whittaker if Boro don’t go up. 12 goals in 38 this season. Last Morgan who the Beasts sold (Rodgers) hasn’t done badly in his new team.

The non-injured Lewis Hall?

Saucisson?

Is the correct answer.

Addendum: What frustrates me is the inevitable Pep Pathway for this. He has as much chance of becoming Fabian Delphi, Kalvin Phillips or Grealish than a Stones or Walker.

Yep. They’re a lumbering crock of shit and we managed to lose to them twice without laying a glove on them for the most part. Not this group of players and the management team’s finest moments…

Delusional if you think he’s coming here. He’ll cost more than Tonali to buy at a time we’re likely to have to bring in more in fees than we’re paying out due to the impending settlement with UEFA (precedent being Villa). Forest will gouge clubs for MGW and Elliot and we don’t have the extra CL revenue next season to pay that premium. Meanwhile 115 charges remain unresolved…

For me it’s down to these last five games. More flailing performances, more losses and I wouldn’t want to take the risk of the rot running into next season and sinking more £100ms into “his” players. If Eddie can get a tune out of them vs. Brighton, Forest, West Ham and Fulham, it’s a degree of faith restoration and he should get the rebuild.

Linked with Villa overnight.

Hola

This. We’ll get the same sort of fee we did for Longstaff.

Straight off Peterlee’s Safeway.

“No, no... when you do that with N-O predictors, like @Froggy said about @Super Duper Branko Strupar, and when you do things like that about a man like @Big River I’ve kept really quiet, but I'll tell you something, he went down in my estimation when he said that. We have not resorted to that, but I'll tell you, you can tell him now if you're watching it, we're still fighting for this title, and he's got to go to Gameweeks 34 to 38 and get something, and... and... I'll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat him, love it!"

Completely. Although better as wheezing ballbag Taylor Payne isn’t on it.

Saves you having to listen to the podcast which is where this is lifted from.

Think he means Simone Inzaghi, the ex Inter manager, rather than Pippo Inzaghi who manages Serie B Palermo.