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Stefanos Tzimas linked according to Crayons Ryder. Summer move though: https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-learn-stefanos-tzimas-30781582.amp

Interesting one from Football365. bEIN Jacobs talking to that nugget Goldbridge: Ben Jacobs, talking to The United Stand, revealed that Newcastle are the only club to make a ‘concrete’ approach for Mbeumo this season – but it explained that it will be a hugely difficult deal to complete in the January window.

I like the idea of him lumbering Barca with a load of wages and costs that mean they’ll struggle to find the famous “economic levers” to fund an Isak bid.

“Dr Newcastle will see you now…”

Cretin with the Austin Powers specs and headphones incoming blud/fam.

That’s what I’m talking aboot, ey.

Put the lotion in the basket marra.

Cue video of the bald nonce dancing around his living room like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs with a glass of rose in his hand.

To be fair he was about that body shape when he signed. 7 appearances of pure jelly.

Bet they got plenty of people to tune in though.

Shit Slow News.

Never really got started with us, either from his foot injury or a consistent run of appearances.

2003-2004 Invincibles team. Amazing to think that’s now nearly 21 years ago.

Yep, certain it was Old Sheep Heart that Overmars nutmegged for their opener.

They can’t be confident Pope isn’t going to break down again if they’re dangling that sort of carrot to Dubs. Pope was due back for Bournemouth, so comfortably inside the window.

Could well be, though I doubt Miggy only gets minimum wage and a new pack of crayons every week and a YumYum as a bonus.

Brentford 2-3 Man City Chelsea 3-0 Bournemouth West Ham 2-1 Fulham Forest 1-3 Liverpool Everton 1-2 Villa Leicester 1-1 Palace Newcastle 2-1 Wolves Arsenal 3-2 Spurs Ipswich 1-1 Brighton Man United 4-0 Southampton

He’s the absolute fucking pits. I can imagine the only reason they keep him around is he’s on a pittance and the cost to replace his is too much in the current climate.

Lucas Horseman, drinks down The Norseman.

Does Duran really fancy the Ligue des Farmers?

Doubt it, loan has been shite for him, probably looking for a better fit like Joe White’s has been.

To bastardise a Take That oldie: Everything changes but you We're a thousand miles apart And I know it kills you Everything changes but you I know every single day You’ll be thinking about us

So nothing concrete on either Almiron or Longstaff. Cheers Luke 👋🏻

Willock definitely out? And was Barnes really injured or just a face saving exercise?