Nucasol

Click bait wankers.

“How’s the fake ones did you say?”

Fastest to the buffet

Ryan Fraser inbound

Love a late swoop.

Get fucked. If Chelsea want to swoop in and sign Balding for £60m on a 25 year deal then all power to them. Glad we’ve got the continental targets as fall back. My only worry is he turns out to be another Jordan Ibe for Wor Eddie.

Hope is a tinfoil hatter? FFS. Joins Carl ‘Flat Earther’ Froch as another sporting conspiracy nutter.

Savo Missalot

For years my Villa supporting mate called him Wank Pablo Angel after the start he had. Had one good season bookended by a litany of shite including missing 2 pens in one game. Feels a bit like Forlan (aka Sally Gunnell) at Man Utd, cult hero but a bit shit from a stats perspective.

Primark Griezmann

Is that real? Absolute fucking weirdos.

1 striker, Thiago Silva, 2 banks of 4 midfielders. Very gridiron from Odd Todd.

Such a sad, sad Tory.

Could go full blown Forest or use some of Richie Rich’s trust fund money.

Football. Insider. No. More. Words. Required.

You know it’s fairly solid when it’s making the local papers.

Ideal scenario would be a handy first leg win and Manquillo to come in to give him 10 days rest before Wist Am.

The absence of SUPERTOON’s embedded tweets tells you how well the club are keeping things under wraps. Can see things happening between the two cup games.

Italian Dazn saying we’ve offered De Vrij from Inter a deal. Out of contract this summer.

Keep his mates sweet.

Gillespie out of contract this summer, so another off the books.

Hull papers going heavy on the Darlow story, looks like he’s on his way. Probably just Dubs to go now and that’s the goalkeepers sorted until the summer.

Nothing in the Sunday papers today. Whoever the transfer moles / leakers were previously they’ve been weeded out and shut down.

Pleased with the stinking Liverpool and Chelsea draw. Klopp further in the mud, the Odd Todd Squad making up very little ground too.