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I think at £30-£40m a PL club might make a late move for him. That’ll test whether the wages are a more important factor than playing in a European major league. Everton or Palace would have been natural homes for him but the former are skint and Zaha looks to be resigning for the latter. Villa want Diaby and are relatively stocked there. West Ham have the cash but Moyes is probably too pragmatic to have him in his system. Brentford and Brighton prefer money ball bargains. Fulham, Forest, Bournemouth, Luton, Sheffield United? Nah.

Like Burnsie would know. Needs to stick to being sodomised by space creatures as he knows fuck all about incoming and outgoing NUFC transfer deals.

Sooner be deaf than listen to the cretins on that podcast. Anything Wraith touches is a steaming pile of horseshit.

Katie Cutler sorted him out with new digs? Supplies all the Barnes’ with accommodation.

Harvey Barnes, Harvey Barnes, running down the wing; Harvey Barnes, Harvey Barnes, makes Maxi’s fanboys sting; Back of the net, makes the lasses wet; Harvey Barnes, Harvey Barnes, Harvey Barnes

Kim Minge.

Lovely profile info too, you don’t get Big Fab Romano driving the ladies crazy.

Ouch. 2nd potential major knee injury? Unlikely to be the same player coming back from that.

Elton John incoming.

Big gamble. If Maxi plays Rob’s ITK status goes the way of Casey and Burnsie.

Strike out the word and you’re probably closer to the reality. All these Championship clubs just want the PL high earners as freebies.

Great move for him to get regular football and hopefully starts to clear the decks for us.

Pure genius in Glasgow from the big man. Irate at having to pay £10 for room service as he has to have the bed changed often #CardboardSheets

Flaying isn’t torture enough for that freak.

Happy Cabbage Day flip!

She could have waxed at least, poor show. Nee one wants a rug down there.

Cucked with uncomfortable photo evidence. Titan Titus enjoying a cuppa and Rich Tea biccie after doing some different “dunking” of his own.

Come join the Todd Squad offer from Bonkers Boehly.

I think the injury has been worse than most expected. I’d loan him out in January if there’s any possibility of that, if we get through the League Cup and CL group games relatively unscathed and see where the squad is at. If we’re out of 3 competitions relatively early then we could put him in the shop window for next summer. If we’re still going strong in a few, E.g. Europa League and FA Cup, I’d owe him for depth.

Linked with a loan move to Swansea: https://planetswans.co.uk/2023/07/17/swans-linked-with-newcastle-united-defender-the-next-kieran-tripper/

That’s commitment to the club. Held open the front door(not a euphemism…), provided a turn down service and brought Titus a mug of cocoa up after he’d finished brutalising his lass.

Edwards very much on the outside looking in. Pretty much held in contempt by anyone associated with NUFC.

Now there’s an idea. He gets Serie A and champions league, we get Kvaradona.