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Zero point him being here for 5-10 min cameos. Give him an extensive run in a Birmingham, QPR, Boro or Luton side just on the cusp of the playoffs and see how he gets on. If the club is successful he could even do a season long PL loan.

Stands by the keeper a lot when they do goal kicks if that’s what you mean by pressing.

Boro, Forest and then Bolton IIRC.

Nee chance, want the Scousers kept busy so they fuck up at the tail end of the season.

Tries hard but so would I if I got the chance. He’s a good knock for a mid-table Championship team wanting a Playoff push but if he hangs around it’ll be like Sammy Ameobi playing for us in Europe all over again.

Good loan for a team playing Howe-esque pressing football would be ideal. If the Wolves and Sheff Wed chances had gone in he’d probably be a lot more confident.

Less mobility than an Easter Island statue. I’d let Leeds have him back and try and find a replacement on loan.

Supports what most of us already knew which is aside from the starting 11 plus 3, the backups are a smorgasbord of lower league PL and Championship players and need exiting.

Ashworth must be Stoned to bring him in.

He’s a weird cunt.

1 minute 30 in - night in the crack den.

Great post. Binning off Castore and Fun88 will mark a real clean start.

Looks like he’s dripping in Bicester Village dead stock.

Bournemouth (league and cup), Palace (league and cup), Wolves, Everton, Leeds - it’s starting to happen more and more as teams cede possession to us. Definitely need an unlocker of banks of defence.

Has anyone nicknamed him “Daddy” yet? (Ignoring weird prison-related connotations…)

They could flog Barnes for £40m on top of the £70+ they got from Chelsea for Fofana, that’s some return without throwing Dewsbury-Hall into the mix. Before he cabbaged his reputation against Liverpool Faes was also being talked up as another who could go mid term for Fofana type money. They’ve been unlucky with injuries to the young full back - James Justin - who was on the fringes of the England squad. Still have shite like Jonny Evans there though.

Poor bastard. Spenny has never been the same since The Venue closed.

Given their slap dash spending spree I’m fully expecting them to buy him as the best Azpilicueta.

Sven Botman is a big Dutchman, Get past him if you fucking can, Try a little trick and he'll make you look a dick, Sven Botman... (repeated)

Double grass. Family of snitches.

No he’s not.

The Express should stick to licking Tory ring pieces and step away from transfers.

Typical mackem behaviour - Yankee grass.

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