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Bowen.

8 changes for Villa tonight, Emery with eyes on PSG.

Fullkrug.

Apparently AWOL at Carlisle, working through mental health issues.

Day we got taken over - 3 years. Day we had the PL dump a load of extra rules to counter us - 8 years.

Barnesinho.

Winner, purely because we can fit his name instead of “aweem away” in The Lion Sleeps Tonight. Get that in your songbeeeewwwwwk.

Everton 1-1 Arsenal Palace 1-1 Brighton Ipswich 2-1 Wolves West Ham 1-1 Bournemouth Villa 2-1 Forest Brentford 1-1 Chelsea Fulham 0-2 Liverpool Spurs 3-0 Southampton Man United 1-2 Man City Leicester 1-3 Newcastle

As long as they don’t sack him before Monday night. Hopefully the players down tools in protest at poor Harry’s exile.

I’d smash his nose in but the Doubtfire looking cunt can already smell around corners.

I think they’re starting to blend more first teamers in now they’re getting to the pointy end of the competition. Palmer has been registered for example.

Played 2 of 3 games recently for England under 18s (age group below Miley/Rigg).

Eczema flare up marra

He at least has mobility. I forgot who described Wilson as Talos from Jason & The Argonauts but absolutely the most appropriate description of his current ability to get around the pitch.

Goddam Jon-Dahl Tomasson, still fucking us over even now…

That’s my hope. Two CL games and an FA Cup semi final, squeezed in with all the other 8 league fixtures in a 7 week period after an already long season.

Glad Sweden whipped him for 160 minutes on international duty, especially when they were 5-0 up against Northern Ireland.

Some gaps now to Leicester and then Man Utd. The Palace one is the game that makes me nervous with the shorter turnaround and our niggles.

Fucksake.

Knowing the narcissistic old fuck he’ll get himself encased in carbonite to reanimate him once they discover the key to eternal life. Vampiric twat.

Such a bunch of shitbags. Them and Madrid are equally loathsome for different reasons.

Embarrassed by their piss weak turnout. I’ve met one Brentford fan in my life and I worked with him at Aviva in York. This despite living within 2 miles of the ground for 2 years in London.