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Lucky pants written all over them.

Desperate to get a footballer managers bullshit bingo card chock full of all their wanky buzz phrases. Similar to the consulting one:

Liverpool fans claiming bias need to look at this record and see the soft touch treatment he’s had, it’s shocking.

Is it the away game this week, home leg next week, or vice versa?

Had been good on team news, branched off into transfers and all went to shit for him, including the embarrassing deletion scenario.

You’ll find her at the tavern speaking to the serving wench. On your right hand side past the duck pond and witch bobbing device.

If it wasn’t for the fact the fan is a proper ugly cunt, that would be a work of art.

We do love a relegation pick up too.

Or…

Nope, for City this weekend.

All inclewsive tickets inclewding the chewb?

1-1 FT. Still on a knife edge, Juve have some easier games but Bologna and Lazio still to play away.

Absolutely fucking not.

Palace claiming a derby with a team at the far end of the M23…

Absolute shitshow of a club this season. After Derby and last season’s Sheffield United team they’re a Top 3 deadbeat effort.

Fulham also play City, Villa and Bournemouth along with them so quite chilled on their chances of overhauling us. Happy to have them be a thorn in the side of those 4.

Presuming it’s more size of the clubs and immediate peers than geographical. Would have QPR, Brentford and Fulham as more logical bedfellows, with WHAM, Arsenal, Spurs and Chelsea being the historic rivalries in the PL era.

Dropped points, we go level with a win tomorrow and can go three clear with them still to play at home if we win the game in hand. Proverbial six pointer. Hoping the goal difference can be fattened up with some of the home games as well, they’re +7 on us. Couple of decent wins in the games in hand and we could make inroads in to that.

Absolutely no doubt the human shit stain that is Florentino Perez would be behind that. A skid mark on world football that man.

Better players - basically Woodgate or peak Colo - but none who have made the same impression as Fab for so long, not even close now. Only Howey and Albert can run him close for being mainstays of the 94-97 team.

The two latest ones linked are Juventus for £70m, who’ll be touch and go to even make the Europa Conference next season, and Barca, who haven’t got a pot to piss in. Unless it’s Real Madrid, Man City or Bayern Munich, I’ve got zero worries about him leaving soon. Loads of debt ridden giant names linked, but none with the power to get him out of NUFC.

Quelle surprise. They need to be locked out of English football, they’re Japanese Knotweed to our entire football pyramid’s existence.

Today I am Red Devil

That’s just who we are mate.