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I fancy an Everton win v Leicester at Goodison and definitely v Watford. Possibly Brentford. Now down to Burnley to pick up points. Anything less than 3 v Norwich and it’s a huge momentum swing.

Not a good run - if they don't beat us they'll be in and out of the bottom 3 for the remaining games.

Dust yourself down.

Ashley killed it for me until Rafa. Had a couple of years of relative positivity and then the fucking reptile doubled down on the soul crushing apathy with Brewce. Went home and away from leaving school until my late 20s. Work ramping up post Global Financial Crisis and studying for an accounting qualification at weekends meant going to matches started to dwindle by the time we hit Roeder and Allardyce but still hung on transfer rumours and got to every game I could. By the time we got to Carver it was a game or two a season. Emigrated away for three years when Bruce came in which gave me a legitimate excuse not to ruin every weekend watching the turgid shite on offer. Beyond happy that he’s gone and hoping to get back to SJP when seeing family back home and doing as many of the away games as Membership will allow. Hopeful we get some big cup allocations next season too.

Burnley have an interesting run of fixtures coming up: April Man City home Norwich away West Ham away Wolves home Watford away May Villa home Spurs away NUFC home A drawn keeps both of them in it. A Brentford win means they need to beat Norwich, Wolves and Villa at home to get within a point of our current points total. We’d have to lose most of our remaining games and them to win more games in the next ten than they’ve managed all season.

Same line of grift as his old man. #Rurlworsleevesupdustworselvesdoon

Lennon absolutely skulled on Keo most nights I reckon.

Accumulation of points, to quote our bacon fat blooded former head coach.

Disappointed Watford aren’t getting beaten by more here. Arsenal could have put a hefty dent in their goal difference. Norwich’s is like them losing a point.

Got to be room for Norwich in there.

A really poor performance, a third successive home game without a goal (two of which they have lost) for the first time in almost 20 years. And, after just one point from his five games in charge, new boss Steve Bruce must be wondering what on earth he has walked into here . . . and what he can do next. He has skipper Jake Livermore due back from suspension at Hull on Saturday - but the next two home games after that are against two of the current top three, Huddersfield and Fulham. And that, right now, is a worrying prospect! Inject it into my veins.

“Rerled the dice and wor luck wuzzn’t in”

Watched the Krays documentary on ITV last week and the knacka popped up on it. Was sticking the Krays tat on everything from t-shirts to tea towels, so he has previous for that sort of wanky behaviour.

Wednesday chasing them down a treat too.

Ah Kelloefornia and the Coxhoe Del Sol. Happy days!

His Henry Mauriss source strikes again.

Hastie the Homophobe? Keith the Misogynist? Bunch of whack jobs, and that’s without starting on Burnsie a.k.a. Split and his 40 personalities.

Doesn’t Penman live in Dubai. Another Dentist-esque Walter Mitty character?

And a complete pissheed. Likely to be found face down in a ditch in Pennywell at various points during his tenure.

Absolutely soiled.

Definitely a forward and a CB or LB.

TBF I think Bailey supports the Beasts so probably has some better contacts there than his NUFC ones.

I fancied the game of poker between the clubs being resolved until I saw the stuff with Greenwood this morning. Can’t see it happening now with Greenwood likely to spend some time in the Mendy Suite at Strangeways.

Grim. Repercussions for the Lingard deal?

Good move as long as he gets the sort of minutes Kelland Watts has had the last two seasons.