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Could ask the question whether it will focus the need for loans instead of high cost purchases. Is there too much risk splashing out when they may, in likely probability, need to stock the Championship transfer warchest? The team needs a full rework and January isn't normally the best time to do that.

Who would be the Lascelles coming through to do that 5/6 years later? There's a complete lack of character and leadership in a lot of players that's obvious in the absence of intelligent game management. 21 points dropped from winning positions says it all.

Didn’t Man Utd make a bid and we knocked it back?

Rotherham should go above them with two games in hand but conceded a stupid 90th minute goal to lose. Wigan will go past them by mid February. Also a few clubs with games in hand who can get within 3 points of them. Amusingly if Swansea pinch Stewart you can see them getting dragged right into the mix to stay in the playoff spots.

Another one we missed the boat flogging for good money when Liverpool were sniffing about. We could have replaced him with virtually any half decent defender from Championship above or overseas and be no worse off.

Beast O’Clock.

Young Damian strikes me as immensely creepy. Wouldn’t like him standing by the side of the bed whilst you were bucking Liz.

Can see Big Billie Mucklow living it up in the Beerrnnleee.

Don’t believe any Burnsie Twitter nonce-sense.

Makes sense. I think a lot of the Botman, Carlos type deals will normalise (relatively for our basket case of a club) when they see their window for maximising the sale slowly shut.

Never. It's not like they've got any vested interested in a betting company and might make money from people lumping in on their bullshit transfer stories.

They'll be decently connected like Romano plus have a whole load of Sky gophers doing the actual ground work.

"Gewlden bewt marra"

Cue Merson tripping over his own tongue.

Positive direction? Positive erection more like.

I’m sure some clever Moneyball shite will already have developed an algorithm.

We can but dream.

Proper bunker buster.

Sounds like we’re looking for the 2nd striker to be a loan deal.

Ramsey as a name, Haidara if you want a genuine big splash.

He’ll be wanking away at a random Nuffield window.

Alli on their books, can see an NUFC loan going on.

Wood obviously one, would be interested to know if the other was Botman before Lille hiked their price again.

Got to be overall package of £30m. Even we’re not that stupid.

Nonceson?