Nucasol

“Dan Burn mate”

“But we built a big shiny new ground”. Fuck off Levy you Bond villain Blofeld-looking ball bag.

Thinking his payoff must be fairly lumpy for the remaining Dildo Brother and Baron Karen not to have pulled the trigger yet.

Lifting. Should sacrifice Tyler Dibling to NUFC just for the embarrassment of Brereton-Diaz earlier this season.

Redknapp looking a full Blue castoff on SNF.

The Championship continuing to be the pits for quality and consistency. Continual dropped points from 5th down means the mackems will coast into the playoffs.

Mental and spectacularly patronising by McMoist. ”Well done son, you were bang average and no way as shit as we thought you would be. Have a MoTM award.”

Liverpool are out of reach so hoping for any of the top half to drop points other than them. If Arsenal get bogged down on four fronts then it’s the type of situation where they blow up with injuries again, same with Chelsea and City. Clawing back Forest is target #1.

Has to overcome his Bournemouth kryptonite to achieve that…

Kiss my hairy ballsack John Murray and team.

Ruddy looks delighted to be there…

Pics or I don’t believe you.

MOMENT OF QUIET REFLECTION… We’ve just beaten three of our pre-season Champions League place rivals back to back, with 2 of them being away, including one at a ground where we’ve had 1 league win in 50 years despite playing them in every season for 40-odd of them. Up Eddie’s shithousing Mags.

Weird Gooner cunts still gooning themselves raw for Isak to sign for them.

Save him for Bromley. Keep banking minutes so he’s good for Wolves/Bournemouth.

Schar is suspended.

Good one to miss. Dug in and snook out with the 3 points.

Porto’s pull back on Gordon being one.

Karen the Karen. Always trying to flex the rules.

Joe Hart creating a whole new country, the peoples republic of Dragustan.

Would love to tap into their wallets but not the polite clapping and sitting in silence.

Creepy little arrow throwing deviant.