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Coupled with Mark Douglas’s interview with Hopkinson and Wilson where it looks like they’re going to put lipstick on a pig with a bit of tarting up of St James, rather than anything major, it’s not been the best 24 hours.

Hope’s too busy braying himself off at the thought of all the misery porn he has from this loss.

Miss Big Willy Osula KetteringMag has a lovely ring to it.

Moyesball.

Professional Boehly fluffer BEIN Jacobs will have the knives out already.

Tie over, see you later Silva.

Selling team sheets to fund his crack habit, the scraggy little waster.

Guardiola in his best Peter Barrett Garden Centre shirt.

I hope you say it in an overegged Irish accent. Daymeeanne Moof.

You getting Minge Diver 69 on the back again lad?

Damien Muff.

Hamstrings like supernoodles, the soft cunt.

Respectfully disagree Cuba - 11/20 clubs have US owners. Pricing, food and drinks, corporate communications, merchandising all smack of US capitalist influence. Whether directly or indirectly, it’s been a pernicious influence on the game we love. We’re not fans anymore, we’re customers. The “legacy fans” shit came straight from the JP Morgan ESL playbook. Coming someone who’s experienced both the U.K. and US in Rooney: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/wayne-rooney-americanisation-football-worry-36771582

Love you @Mike. Don’t love Toucher Todd Boehly and the Jacksonville Five though…

Forest looked shonky today. They did had a couple of goals ruled out for marginal offsides but Igor Jesus and Awoyni looked really oafish up front and you contrast that with Richarlison, Solanke and Kolo Muani causing Liverpool bother.

Quick reflection after the weekend - feels like the PL is losing its lustre. Whether it’s the set piece noncery or the sterilisation and Yankeefication of stadiums clogged with day tripper tourists in the stands, there’s just something amiss. Maybe it’s off the back of 3 0-0s and 12 goals in 9 games but Dick Masters’ product seem a bit wank this year.

Such a pack of hyper bitter touchers.

Easy to get the Kojaks confused. Eggs all look the same.

Jamie would love to fluff them like he was skiing Tignes.

Chelsea head coach Liam Rosenior dismissed Newcastle as offering “nothing in the game but we gave them a goal”. Fuck off you speccy try hard.

Here for the Spurs meltdown