Nucasol

Easy to get the Kojaks confused. Eggs all look the same.

Jamie would love to fluff them like he was skiing Tignes.

Chelsea head coach Liam Rosenior dismissed Newcastle as offering “nothing in the game but we gave them a goal”. Fuck off you speccy try hard.

Here for the Spurs meltdown

Need to find a way of accommodating Ramsey. However that might come naturally in the summer if Sandro is away.

Yoanne Samu?

They’ll celebrate that more than their own team qualifying for Europe the sick freaks that they are. FTM and all that.

Do you even need to ask?

Right to give Shearer a kicking. He can fuck off with his grumpy old man takes on our players, 206 or not. Still not happy he referred to that other lot as “United” either.

Things I like to hear 👊

Are you working for the mackems game?

Impeccable timing. Fully foresee a wave of norovirus sweeping through the squad next Friday…

Just the 18 points less to play for…

Tonight’s game v Blackburn u21s available on the app. Neave has just scored a belter to put us 1-0 up. Looks miles ahead of the rest of the age group.

2-0 shonky Chewsee win.

They can get to fuck. The amount of memorable moments Barnesinho has given us merits a life contract. West Ham, Leeds, Wolves, Barca to name a few.

U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A.

One of the non-PIF ones plz.

Chernobyl pies. The middle is hotter than the reactor core at meltdown.

Time for the KSA lads to step up and bail us out the shit on this one.

Genuinely feel that 20 teams beasting each other week in week out will have this impact the further through the season you get. Meanwhile Bayern, PSG and the Tiki-Taka Touchers play large amounts of cannon fodder.

The lad on loan at Hamburg or is that someone else?