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They did the same v Leeds and Thiaw in particular looked like he was playing in roller skates.

Hicksville at their finest. They’ll be delighted as we’ll be putting all our effort into our “cup final” and be tired for theirs.

£55m down the pisser. We wasted it in on Yoane Wissa. Genuinely thought when we got him back he was going to be a major difference maker. Sad for him, the fans and our financial position for the next four years that we’re unlikely to see the raider type forward he was at Brentford.

God knows how they managed the performance against Man Utd as there’s been illness going round the squad since Everton. Ramsey, Woltemade, Gordon all know to have been ill.

Ginger gonk.

Primark Hannibal Lector, the daft cunt. On the plus side, he can get a cosy cell next to his brother.

Foxy had some Tom Cruise uplifts in his boots that day I reckon.

Clark is that small, was stood next to him at Putney Bridge tube when we played Fulham in the cup two years ago.

Burnley 1-2 Bournemouth Sunderland 1-1 Brighton Arsenal 2-1 Everton Chelsea 2-0 Newcastle West Ham 1-3 Man City Palace 1-1 Leeds Man United 2-1 Villa Forest 2-1 Fulham Liverpool 3-0 Spurs Brentford 2-1 Wolves

Momentum with them. Hopefully they can reel in Spuds now.

One of their best.

Attack the best form of defence for them. Could be a blockbuster game.

Can someone not do a Mussolini on Infantino?

Activate Thanos Mode.

Spotted the sartorial elegance outside The Lowther singing the Anthony Elanga song.

Wind in the Hobbits.

Presuming Hulk took time off from pounding his niece to channel his rage into being sent off.

Love it. Sponsored by Saga Holidays and Stannah Stairlifts.

Hopefully Yamal and Pedri get smashed to bits by the Whomping Willow as they walk round the grounds and Rashford ends up trapped down a shitter in the Chamber of Secrets.

Default “Durham Mag” insult thrown out there. I don’t think the mackems realise (as a Durham Mag myself) it’s a badge of honour not a badge of shame to be different to those towny hicks.

All the focus on their real cup final in two weeks time.

He’s a fucking creepy lizard.

Their fans are consistently up there with the worst home and away. Spoilt passionless bastards. We were talking last night about how good their fans were in the game Keegan came back in 2004, proper hardcore. Light years apart from a couple of “we’re not really here” chants. Might as well not be.

They’re like a boa constrictor, slowly squeezing the space and life out of teams. We played right into their hands with the drop off and no decent out ball up front.