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Dan Burn front and centre welcoming him and Woltemade in the last few days. Bloke represents everything I fucking love about the club. He’s what I’ll remember from the cup final.

No mention of a new contract for him and not convinced by his current injury record. Could feel different by mid season if he’s regained his place in the team and is smashing it.

Did they not set a precedent for it with Trashford’s wages?

Customer FC. Much like Human Capital Athletic in West London.

Judge him by how / if he plays for us. Not going to waste energy on this.

£130m minus £10% of the profit on the amount above his fee (£6.7m) minus £31.5m book value remaining = £92m. I’d take that.

Murphy is a false Scouse wool prick. From Chester, so cut from the same cunty cloth as Owen.

Get that shit the hell outta here.

Absolutely. Seek help, quickly.

Association game. New CEO won’t be tarnished by selling the rat to the Wallpushers.

Heeeeeyyyyyyyy Bobbydazzla, ooh aah, I wanna knooooowwww, why you want to buck Michelle Collins

Jason and his technicolour dreamcoat.

£2m according to Edwards. Hardly owt to get excited about.

Triple W. Wissa, Wolt, Willy.

Wasn’t the pied piper a nonce who abducted all the bairns? Fits Slot very well…

He’s a dick.

N’duja nonce.

P-Dawg 69

Nope.

RESPECT FC making an appearance again.

No they’re not. Their core demographic is supporters of each of the Breakaway Bandits laughing at which other Cartel member (usually Man Utd) are doing shit. That’s 99% of their content.

Zero mention of PSR hamstringing NUFC the daft cunt.

Hahahaha BlueCo bitch!