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Gordon will do very well over there and cement his England place for the foreseeable IMO. No real hard feelings other than that stupid fucking headband and I’ll try not to let his selective performances this year ruin his good spell here. Hopefully he’s replaced sharpish with someone who can give us a season like he did in 23/24

Anywhere between 1 month and 3 and a half years IIRC

Chelsea will have enquired about every decent player with a pulse in the last 48 hours so I wouldn’t worry too much

Wan-Bissaka is one of those where, if you could get him to play for us as well as he usually does against us, it would be great

There’s really no guarantee Iraola walks straight into a new job. If he’s smart, he’ll wait a few months into the season to see how things go elsewhere i.e. here and he’ll still be in high demand

Where do you even start?

I know we’re on the beach but quite an alarmingly bad performance

Bruno dishing out a classic “I don’t want to get injured before the World Cup” performance here

Don’t really have too much issue with Henderson going since I can see the logic and other teams have similar players in similar roles. The idea Maguire thought he was just entitled to go because his dopey mate Southgate had him as the first name on the team sheet though

People calling for Maguire are massively living in the past IMO. He was basically playing walking football and slowing us to a crawl at the last WC and he’s now 4 years older

A lot of runners and athletes taking precedent here. This summer, England shall be playing Arsenalball™️

Hearing Eddie personally made the call to Tuchel that convinced him not to take Palmer too

Well, the talk was that he wouldn’t be swayed into any picks but fucking hell

Is this the kid who is in the Brazil squad for the World Cup? Ready made partnership with Bruno, I suppose

Can’t even celebrate properly, fuck me

Press the red button, Trump

The rest of the league, us included, need to get their fucking act together to stop it ever happening again.

The fact Soucek was taken off a couple of minutes later tells you everything you need to know about how lucky he was to get away with the kicks on Bruno

Keep thinking this is a purple patch but he’s getting better every week as his confidence grows. He’s definitely got to be kept around considering his competition is Wissa who looks more and more like Ali Dia with each passing week

I’d agree with Keane there tbh. It’s all well and good throwing everything at us in the last ten minutes when we’re set up to defend and content with what we’ve got. They never ever looked like overturning the lead

If a decent bid comes in for him (lol), he’s gone, I reckon

Played so many games this year that I genuinely can’t remember what our results were against Spurs

Far better today. After the third, we should have cruised to a fourth but fair fucks, that was an unbelievable goal from Tatey and that seemed to give them a bit of belief to throw everything at us.

Would actually shudder to think what he got in appearance fees there

Doesn’t sound like it tbf