JumpersForGoalposts
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Well done to him for showing some improvement. He's still miles below the standard we require, but if he keeps on improving, he might become a useful squad player, at least until we've had enough windows to add depth. As I've said before, seems like a top lad, so glad to see him progressing, and ultimately, it might see a move to a club at his level where he won't look quite so out of place on the pitch.
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He's completely given up on the game. I wouldn't be surprised if he does a David Bentley and quits when it turns out no one is willing to offer him anywhere near what he earns now at the end of this season. Unrecoverable IMO, although I think he was massively overrated when he was 'good'.
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He wanks horses off with his mouth when he knows people are looking.
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He's been atrocious all season. All yous who said we should sign him - hang your heads in shame!
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I know someone who works in horse racing and they said that there's a reason he's always alone in pictures of him at the racing. It's because he is universally despised and no-one wants to go anywhere near him.
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Just remembered about his brochure too. What an absolute apococunt. https://www.planetfootball.com/nostalgia/remembering-the-brochure-that-got-michael-owen-a-move-to-man-utd/
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Just read that interview. He basically admits what we all thought all along - he had zero interest in contributing to Newcastle and was only interested in England and l*verpool. Absolute snake. To take the wages whilst holding the club and fans in contempt from the start is disgraceful. I'm glad he got the single worst reception for a returning player I can remember. Thoroughly deserved. And he went on to play for Man Utd, shitting on his beloved sc*use cunt fans too. The worst of the worst. I hope his next shite is a hedgehog.
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James Maddison (now playing for Tottenham Hotspur)
JumpersForGoalposts replied to The Prophet's topic in Football
And a D/CM. Bizarrely, I think Shelvey's injury has hurt us. Never thought I'd say that... -
I can see him taking the Forest Job, because it's all he's likely to get offerered. He was a legend here and did a great job, but since he walked away, his performance and reputation has gone off a cliff edge. And clubs know it. Unfortunately, that Forest squad is toxic and thoroughly wank. If Benitez does take the job, it'd be a sad car crash and would likely finish him as a manager. Absolute trap of a job for him IMO.
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Chris Wood (now playing for Nottingham Forest)
JumpersForGoalposts replied to BeloEmre's topic in Football
Clearly would never wish harm to anyone, but his injury really doesn't hinder us at all. Playing ANYONE else up front rather than this donkey is a good thing. Even *shudder* a false 9 if needs be. Maybe even Willock, as an attempt to get something out of him, and let someone else have a go at CM. -
Never underestimate the stupidity of PL Chairmen. If they weren't stupid, the PFM wouldn't be a thing.
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Martin Dúbravka (now playing for Burnley)
JumpersForGoalposts replied to Figures 1-0 Football's topic in Football
No vitriol from me, but he's shafted himself royally, going from our cup keeper to backup backup at a thoroughly faded club. A bizarre choice, and one that makes his next choice to either drop down a division, move abroad, or retire. There's no chance of a return here - the bridge was nuked on the way out. A sad end for a good player, but self inflicted. He's earned a lot of money though, so I'm sure he'll be fine. -
I love Wilson and hope he's back soon, but I'd be amazed if he's back before Christmas.
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Martin Dúbravka (now playing for Burnley)
JumpersForGoalposts replied to Figures 1-0 Football's topic in Football
Darlow injured. Emergency keeper loaned in. This dogshit deal now looks even worse, since we can't recall Dubravka until January. -
Unfortunate wanking incident when learning that we were to sign Isak.
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Genuinely depends on how long the corrupt refs can carry on for before they have to rein it in.
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Sc*use cunts look shite when they haven't got their MVP (English ref) to carry them.
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James Maddison (now playing for Tottenham Hotspur)
JumpersForGoalposts replied to The Prophet's topic in Football
Really lukewarm on Maddison, but Murphy is a waste of a squad number and Almiron isn't good enough, so Maddison would be a welcome upgrade TBH. Even if we later sign a super winger, Maddison would still get plenty of game time and Almiron would become the backup backup with Murphy melted down for glue. -
Referees in this league have been excellent. They know exactly what they have been told to do and how to do it. Unfortunately for us, their orders are that the 'Big 6' must win and everyone else must be kept away. 1990's Italy levels of corruption. I hope a Referee get the shit kicked out of them in a car park soon or FA HQ gets burnt down. This has to stop.
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At what stage do the other clubs refuse to play until there is an external investigation into the FA? WWE is less fixed than this.
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Martin Dúbravka (now playing for Burnley)
JumpersForGoalposts replied to Figures 1-0 Football's topic in Football
Rank piece of business. Why on earth would we strengthen rivals to our detriment? Can we not just send Darlow there disguised as Dubravka instead? -
Murphy and Wood loaned to the canteen to make the brews?