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Doctor Congo nailed on World Cup dark horses and he comes back overweight in the last week of July after celebrating their historic run to the quarters

Holmesdale Fanatics disappointed at not hearing goal music when they're going to get grounded for being out after curfew

Blimey, Chandler, there's a name I've not heard in years! Last time I seen him must have been when he was Bishops manager 8 or 9 years ago when they were really struggling

They've got an option on Nicolas Jackson for £60m, he's not been anything special albeit has covered some decent minutes for them, so they're probably thinking send him back to Chelsea and pay a bit more for someone who can cover all four of their forward positions if needed

I hate watching teams who take actual long throws. Palace it's one step, ball sails flat towards the penalty spot. Compare to ours where Tino runs up, stops still on the line, then throws it high and not very far like an U9

If we sell to Bayern hopefully we're a bit savvy at building a good relationship with them, we know they'll almost certainly be back for Woltemade at some point so do whatever to ensure that's relatively hassle and drama free when it happens and try and get the nod on their young players who might not quite make it there etc, try and do a bit more than just take their money. Albeit that's the most important bit!

The biggest takeaway from this game so far for me is that "Where's your famous atmosphere?" gets sang at places other than SJP

Livramento has played more games than Stones in the last 5 years and that's including Tino's year out with his bad one, I'd love to see a "sell Tino he's a crock" + "sign Stones" Venn diagram 😅

Dobby loves the sly 6 so much he's probably promised Glasner a golden handshake goodbye payment if they win

So long as we pull their pants down on the fee so we can just about hear what Uli Hoeness thinks through his tears about them overspending and Philipp Lahm gets to write a pseudo-intellectual analysis about it before bonding with Gordon over their shared love of Plato at Oktoberfest, that'll do for me

Don't think he'd missed one since the 2022 WC QF before this season, just doing his patriotic duty getting the misses out the way when Bayern will win anyway

Aye, Consett were faintly notorious for dropping off around February/March for a fair few years before they went up, got Frank Bell quite the reputation in certain NE football circles 😅

Assuming we sell the fucker, we can call it the Wissa season. Sums it up well.

Bullshit, the Villa fan didn't mention they were commenting in peyce

He's really kicked on and is showing he could be a real top-level player this season. I couldn't believe Bournemouth gave Bristol City £25 million for him, having seen him live a fair few times for his clubs and England age groups, I just didn't see it with him at all. Fair play to the lad

Were they still clapped on and off the plane regardless though? Positive comments every time they got up for a piss? Neutrals or people with no interest in football commenting how pleased they were they beat Newcastle?

You still have a 100% record seeing us in London? Having a couple of days either side of the match hanging around the North London pubs near where I used to live, hopefully take the edge off the game itself 😂

Taylor's had a good game and just remembered he's Anthony Taylor there, nailed on red

Got to score from there

Tottenham are fucked

I mean there's dropping a stinker and there's that today. Fucking hell.

That was absolutely dogshit

Brentford 2-1 Fulham Leeds 2-1 Wolves Newcastle 3-2 Bournemouth Spurs 1-2 Brighton Chelsea 1-2 Man United Villa 2-0 Sunderland Everton 2-2 Liverpool Forest 3-0 Burnley Man City 3-1 Arsenal Palace 2-1 West Ham Brighton 2-1 Chelsea Bournemouth 3-1 Leeds Burnley 0-4 Man City

Wow what a goal

Golazo